Hedgecutter Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 Legit emails from your bank(s) with subject titles along the lines of 'SECURITY NOTIFICATION REGARDING YOUR ACCOUNT' that give you a momentary heart attack and then tell you nothing other than generic basic advice such as "never disclose your internet banking security details to people you don't know". Thanks for that f***ers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 No matter how bad the news is - headlines like Worst Recession in Living Memory, or Biggest Hike in Unemployment Since 2009... Rishi Sunak always manages to deliver these stats with a great big smile on his face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 1 hour ago, ICTJohnboy said: No matter how bad the news is - headlines like Worst Recession in Living Memory, or Biggest Hike in Unemployment Since 2009... Rishi Sunak always manages to deliver these stats with a great big smile on his face. Suzanne Allan-esque If she's presenting Reporting Scotland then she'll be telling us of the the rail disaster and three resultant deaths in her standard one-voice-does-all chirpy tone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 40 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Suzanne Allan-esque If she's presenting Reporting Scotland then she'll be telling us of the the rail disaster and three resultant deaths in her standard one-voice-does-all chirpy tone. Agreed, But still wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 5 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Agreed, But still wid. She'd still be smiling when you disappoint her, that's always a positive. Err, so I've heard. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: She'd still be smiling when you disappoint her, that's always a positive. Err, so I've heard. She might be disappointed but I wouldn't. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: She'd still be smiling when you disappoint her, that's always a positive. Err, so I've heard. I've heard it's better if they got angry, the sympathy is even more humiliating. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 5 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said: No matter how bad the news is - headlines like Worst Recession in Living Memory, or Biggest Hike in Unemployment Since 2009... Rishi Sunak always manages to deliver these stats with a great big smile on his face. Don’t look at that - look at the migrants coming in on dinghies ! They’re the bigger problem... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 On 11/08/2020 at 15:43, tamthebam said: Driving on the A84. In front of me is a sports car, the sort of machine that should be thrashed round the twisty road I'm on. The driver though must have 9 penalty points as it's been driven at 40 mph and round corners at 20 mph. The PTTG on my nerves is sports cars being driven below the speed limit. You might as well have a Morris Traveller and a tartan rug. He's probably posting on P+B and double checking his spelling, give him a break. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 No matter how bad the news is - headlines like Worst Recession in Living Memory, or Biggest Hike in Unemployment Since 2009... Rishi Sunak always manages to deliver these stats with a great big smile on his face.He’s a Tory, therefore by definition a heartless c**t, who happened to marry into one of the richest families on the planet. You’d be utterly deluded if you think for one minute, that he gives a single f**k about the poor. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 Weekly reminder of when Dishi Rishi first appeared on the daily briefings and folk were creaming their knickers because he had combed his hair and could put two words together. He’s a 5 ‘7’’ Tory two bit hedge fund gambler. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 On 12/08/2020 at 09:49, Dee Man said: Is there anyway to get rid of this stupid blue privacy tab that's appeared on the right hand side of the screen? I too would like a solution to this. It just appeared a minute ago (obviously everything was rejected and turned off) and now won't f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 19 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I too would like a solution to this. It just appeared a minute ago (obviously everything was rejected and turned off) and now won't f**k off. Same here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 Away from Montrose for 19 hours and you're upset?I'm off to Falkirk for 5 days now, Montrose isn't too bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 17 minutes ago, Aidan said: On 12/08/2020 at 09:39, Jacksgranda said: Away from Montrose for 19 hours and you're upset? I'm off to Falkirk for 5 days now, Montrose isn't too bad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 Folk that helpfully answer questions on reviews etc. like this 6 answers; 3 say "I don't know", 2 actual answers contradict each other, and 1 just straight up asking a different question 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 Folk who helpfully shout "Three!" when people are doing sound checks saying, "Test, one-two, one-two..." Aye, that was funny in about 1960 (allegedly). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 4 hours ago, GordonD said: Folk who helpfully shout "Three!" when people are doing sound checks saying, "Test, one-two, one-two..." Aye, that was funny in about 1960 (allegedly). In my day it was "Well done, you can count!" Oh, how we laughed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 People preferring one of the "Old Firm" to the other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 I found out last night that 2 of my good friends had been doing a nightly "Howl for the Healthcare Workers" and were annoyed that their neighbours hadn't kept it up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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