Guest Tatty Boabie Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Do you look after senile, incontinent, old farts? (It's not for me like, I've got this pal............) Not really my field, but I'd look after you mate, or your pal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Not really my field, but I'd look after you mate, or your pal. Legend! Cut and pasted for future use to send to my pal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tatty Boabie Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Legend!Cut and pasted for future use to send to my pal. You've got a few good years in you yet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 You've got a few good years in you yet Indeed! Soon to be seen appearing at a five-a-side tournament somewhere in darkest Glasgow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 I can see it now, 'Pheonix mate, do you know where you are?.... Do you know what day it is?.... What did you have for breakfast?....' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tatty Boabie Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Indeed! Soon to be seen appearing at a five-a-side tournament somewhere in darkest Glasgow. Ach, the joy of The Seniors Tour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 (edited) I can see it now, 'Pheonix mate, do you know where you are?.... Do you know what day it is?.... What did you have for breakfast?....' I know the answer to all of those. Edit to add: Actually, on reflection I know the answer to two of them, I'm just not sure which two. Edited March 26, 2008 by The Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wearealldoomed Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Tis been a shitty day all round. Early start tomorrow for work related shite that's likely to be mind numbingly pants. Oh joy. On the bright side, I have had an evening of doing shite that's been sitting around needing done for donkeys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I couldn't be bothered ironing a shirt for work tomorrow tonight so I will have to get up a little earlier to do it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I forgot to get a cork hat and a fake moustache in town today so I have to go back tomoro morning! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 The sentence I highlighted genuinely made me snort with laughter for the best part of a minute. If this isn't a wind up you have got to be careful, she's clearly a fucking nutjob. Put it this way, if she'd signed it 'servant of Satan' you wouldn't be replying would you? Probably, those dirty Satanist girls would be up for anything… I think I would be only more repulsed if she’d signed it ‘loyal servant of HM the Queen and Glasgow Rangers FC’ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgers apprentice Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 its probably stewart asking have you understood the question?.....did ye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 The left side of my bedframe has collapsed. Its wooden and evidently of piss poor quality. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Probably, those dirty Satanist girls would be up for anything…I think I would be only more repulsed if she’d signed it ‘loyal servant of HM the Queen and Glasgow Rangers FC’ I remember one of the regulars on the supporters bus was telling us this story about his 'dilemma' on an away run. He was talking about this new girl he'd met. It went something like this: "She's great looking, lovely big tits, great sense of humour. Plus, she's really keen on me" "So what's the problem?" "She's a Rangers fan" Cue much pisstaking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Never been so scared in all my life. Left for the Lecht at 8am this morning to meet a couple of pals for a bit of snowboarding. Was a bit windy, but hey ho. The wind calmed down at Aberlour and I thought, hey this wont be so bad after all. Got to Tomintoul and the wind was back up, but still not too bad. On the Cockbridge-Tomintoul road (no, I'm not making these place names up) and the road was pretty clear of snow despite the snow pouring down. Got to about a mile away from the Lecht ski centre, and the snow was unreal, drifting across the road and I could hardly see. There's a big winding hill just before you get to the ski centre and I was thinking I'd have to take a run at it to get up (Astras aren't particularly good in the snow, especially one like mine with wide tyres) and I was getting blown about sideways on the road. Got halfway up the hill and the wheels were spinning and I was slipping. I had to stop halfway up, which I managed and I let the car that was coming down the hill past. I put my handbrake on and I started sliding backwards (does the handbrake not lock the wheels like the footbrake?) so had to keep my foot on the brake to stay still. A Nissan Micra zoomed past me up the hill - a fucking Micra!!! Anyway, my only option was to go backwards which I managed and then a Police Jeep came down the hill. Great, I thought, he'll tell me what to do (I was panicking and didn't know what to do). He told me it'd be better to turn around and go home. So he parked across the middle of the road, blue lights flashing as I did a 103-point-turn on the road. Got going again and made it back to Tomintoul, where there was not a spot of snow on the road. Unbelievable. Sorry for the ramble, I'm still shaking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qos_75 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Sounds a bit manic, but at least you made it back in one piece. What's wrong with Micra's? My first car was a Micra and it was great, although it was christened the skip by my mates - not becuase it was was full of rubbish, but becuase it had the aerodynamics of one. Bah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Never been so scared in all my life. Left for the Lecht at 8am this morning to meet a couple of pals for a bit of snowboarding. Was a bit windy, but hey ho. The wind calmed down at Aberlour and I thought, hey this wont be so bad after all. Got to Tomintoul and the wind was back up, but still not too bad. On the Cockbridge-Tomintoul road (no, I'm not making these place names up) and the road was pretty clear of snow despite the snow pouring down. Got to about a mile away from the Lecht ski centre, and the snow was unreal, drifting across the road and I could hardly see. There's a big winding hill just before you get to the ski centre and I was thinking I'd have to take a run at it to get up (Astras aren't particularly good in the snow, especially one like mine with wide tyres) and I was getting blown about sideways on the road. Got halfway up the hill and the wheels were spinning and I was slipping. I had to stop halfway up, which I managed and I let the car that was coming down the hill past. I put my handbrake on and I started sliding backwards (does the handbrake not lock the wheels like the footbrake?) so had to keep my foot on the brake to stay still. A Nissan Micra zoomed past me up the hill - a fucking Micra!!! Anyway, my only option was to go backwards which I managed and then a Police Jeep came down the hill. Great, I thought, he'll tell me what to do (I was panicking and didn't know what to do). He told me it'd be better to turn around and go home. So he parked across the middle of the road, blue lights flashing as I did a 103-point-turn on the road. Got going again and made it back to Tomintoul, where there was not a spot of snow on the road. Unbelievable.Sorry for the ramble, I'm still shaking. Not nice, but glad your ok. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Fucking Micras. I can't believe I got stuck but that little shit of a thing bombed up past me. Grrr! I'm told it's because it weighs nothing compared to my car and it has thin tyres which cut through the snow more easily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qos_75 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Fucking Micras. I can't believe I got stuck but that little shit of a thing bombed up past me. Grrr!I'm told it's because it weighs nothing compared to my car and it has thin tyres which cut through the snow more easily. Indeed, once you get the speed up on them they can give most things a run for there money (on snow anyway). Cheap as chips to run, but not the coolest looking car in the garage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I'm told it's because it weighs nothing compared to my car and it has thin tyres which cut through the snow more easily. Plus, Astras are just gash! Sounds scary though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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