DA Baracus Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 2 minutes ago, throbber said: Well no because I’d kill them by pulling them out the ground and I want them in the garden for decorative purposes. What if you sit on them like a hen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: What if you sit on them like a hen? I wouldn’t get a good night sleep in that position. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Throbs: the tube with the tubers... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Getting down to 0 degrees again tonight then hopefully plain sailing until July and onwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 They've remade "white men can't jump". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 4 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: They've remade "white men can't jump". This is not petty. This is a fucking outrage. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 This. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 19 minutes ago, mathematics said: This. Shame if someone with a spike studded leather jacket over their shoulder sauntered along that way carelessly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 4 minutes ago, TxRover said: Shame if someone with a spike studded leather jacket over their shoulder sauntered along that way carelessly. You know, I might just be wearing a similar item in the near future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 45 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: They've remade "white men can't jump". You've genuinely ruined my day making me aware of this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 1 hour ago, mathematics said: You know, I might just be wearing a similar item in the near future. Might be a terrible thing if you had to squeeze down that sidewalk…was that a watch or wallet on a long chain in your pocket that scraped that car? Darn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 5 hours ago, Derry Alli said: They've remade "white men can't jump". Made by gammons? All men can jump. I always think of the way the wifey always says 'Jeopardy' when I think of that film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 4 hours ago, johnnydun said: Made by gammons? All men can jump. I always think of the way the wifey always says 'Jeopardy' when I think of that film. Similar for “quiche”, and whenever Mrs Mathematics tells me she’s thirsty. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 15 hours ago, throbber said: Getting down to 0 degrees again tonight then hopefully plain sailing until July and onwards. Curious as to why you picked July here... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Todd_is_God said: Curious as to why you picked July here... That’s when they start flowering. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 36 minutes ago, throbber said: That’s when they start flowering. Forgot about your tubers! Makes sense now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 2 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: Forgot about your tubers! Makes sense now You’re right though I just hope it gets warm now - freezing temperatures coming up to may is no good for anyone. I usually aim for 6 months of the year where I don’t need to wear a hat/jacket but have had several days in April having to do this despite it being sunny and pleasant at times. There used to be an old proverb in the Hebrides that went along the lines of “if you haven’t had a spell of good weather by the end of April summer Is going to be shite” so I’m a bit concerned tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 8 hours ago, johnnydun said: Made by gammons? All men can jump. I always think of the way the wifey always says 'Jeopardy' when I think of that film. I adored her growing up. I hadn't seen her for years and then she appeared in Pineapple Express and I celebrated in the cinema when I seen her. Young love. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 12 minutes ago, throbber said: You’re right though I just hope it gets warm now - freezing temperatures coming up to may is no good for anyone. I usually aim for 6 months of the year where I don’t need to wear a hat/jacket but have had several days in April having to do this despite it being sunny and pleasant at times. There used to be an old proverb in the Hebrides that went along the lines of “if you haven’t had a spell of good weather by the end of April summer Is going to be shite” so I’m a bit concerned tbh. I had to defrost my car yesterday In a similar vein, I'd normally have turned my heating off for the summer by now but we're not quite there yet! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie adie Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 Those glove things folk wear on bridge hand when playing pool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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