RuMoore Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 Just purchased one of the Asda make your own pizzas (top tier scran) and as I'm a basic person with the tastebuds of a toddler I just asked for ham as a topping, they asked if I wanted 3 scoops, I agreed to it without truly knowing the quantity of said scoops, never again, my pizza probably has half a pig on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 Twentys Plenty rhymes Pork and fork rhyme Stick of rock Lorne sausage You buy a chippy from a chipper 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 30 minutes ago, mathematics said: Stop! Carry on. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 1 hour ago, RuMoore said: Just purchased one of the Asda make your own pizzas (top tier scran) and as I'm a basic person with the tastebuds of a toddler I just asked for ham as a topping, they asked if I wanted 3 scoops, I agreed to it without truly knowing the quantity of said scoops, never again, my pizza probably has half a pig on it. What, not even cheese? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 53 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: What, not even cheese? Don't think that Asda know that cheese exists. I spent fifteen minutes today trawling up and down the aisles in their Newhaven branch looking for it, without success. Being a bloke, I wasn't going to ask anybody. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Don't think that Asda know that cheese exists. I spent fifteen minutes today trawling up and down the aisles in their Newhaven branch looking for it, without success. Being a bloke, I wasn't going to ask anybody. ^^^Losing it They must have had cheese! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 There's supposed some quality thunder and lightning today. There were a couple of nice heavy showers earlier but so far Thor has yet to bang him hammer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Don't think that Asda know that cheese exists. I spent fifteen minutes today trawling up and down the aisles in their Newhaven branch looking for it, without success. Being a bloke, I wasn't going to ask anybody. The wee one in Dunfermline is like that. Ailse after ailse of chilled goods, sandwich fillings, dairy products... no cheese. Eventually down by the bread, cream cakes and whatnot is a single fridge containing cheese and cream. Bizarre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 6 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: I actually liked that show tbh. No where close to Mark & Lard in that slot though I hated Mark and Lard and still do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMoore Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 3 hours ago, jimbaxters said: What, not even cheese? Course I had cheese. I feel like they were trying to be nice considering I wasn't utilising all the options I had so they overloaded the ham.* *Probably the most boring sentence I've ever typed out in my life. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: There's supposed some quality thunder and lightning today. There were a couple of nice heavy showers earlier but so far Thor has yet to bang him hammer. Thor? HERETIC! Taranis will have your guts for garters! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 10 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Thor? HERETIC! Taranis will have your guts for garters! Taranis is a wee fanny. Actually had to look up who that is, such is their utter irrelevance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: Taranis is a wee fanny. Actually had to look up who that is, such is their utter irrelevance. The time of Taranis WILL come. Thor is just a beatnik who got into capes and woodwork. Huh! "Ooo... hark at me .. I've got a hammer!" Human sacrifices with the Taranis fella. "Wee fanny"? I don't think so! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: I hated Mark and Lard and still do. Warp! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 22 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: The time of Taranis WILL come. Thor is just a beatnik who got into capes and woodwork. Huh! "Ooo... hark at me .. I've got a hammer!" Human sacrifices with the Taranis fella. "Wee fanny"? I don't think so! Taranis has a fucking wheel. Hammer > wheel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 When it comes to hammers, Maxwell rules. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 On 03/07/2023 at 13:56, Bairnardo said: It doesn't. Pork. Pour-k Fork rhymes with cork, or dork As in, put a fucking cork in it, you cement dork You are so fucking incorrect it's embarrassing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 5 minutes ago, Raidernation said: You are so fucking incorrect it's embarrassing. By claiming that being incorrect is embarrassing, you are fairly setting yourself up m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingjoey Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 14 minutes ago, Raidernation said: You are so fucking incorrect it's embarrassing. Are you embarrassed to be incorrect, which you are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: By claiming that being incorrect is embarrassing, you are fairly setting yourself up m8. I'm bored.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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