Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 Just now, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: No way she's going for a shite wearing that. By the look on her face, she's onto her fourth squeeze. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 Just now, Melanius Mullarkant said: By the look on her face, she's onto her fourth squeeze. I reckon his walking stick is a stirrup pump for such an occasion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: No way she's going for a shite wearing that. She's probably got special pipework that takes it out the back of her left shoe. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 Sitting in the house all day for a delivery only to get a text saying "We tried to deliver your parcel..." Don't fucking lie to me. Get back in your wee van and get my parcel from the shop you've left it at and bring it to my door like you were told. Arseholes. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 Nobody is impressed that you know all the words to the song. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 Just now, DiegoDiego said: Nobody is impressed that you know all the words to the song. If you've paid £60 for a ticket, I'd expect them to know the words to all the songs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 People using the wrong letters multiple times when trying to type something like we have below. Multiple T's doesn't do anything. The the N is maybe OK but as a rule I'd prefer vowels. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 The new trend of referring to celebrities as "Mother" cringeworthy shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just me 2 Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 On 08/02/2024 at 20:05, tamthebam said: Invented by Lachlan Rose of Leith and mentioned in "The Long Goodbye" I'm sure I read someone asked for a lager and lime in the Oxford Bar only to be told "we don't serve f**king cocktails" Frankie Boyle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 3 hours ago, just me 2 said: Frankie Boyle? Predated Frankie Boyle. Might have been Ian Rankin in the early days of Rebus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 5 hours ago, Empty It said: The new trend of referring to celebrities as "Mother" cringeworthy shite. What fresh hell is this? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 5 hours ago, Empty It said: The new trend of referring to celebrities as "Mother" cringeworthy shite. Does this apply to certain veteran cake bakers because Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of cuisine, let it Berry... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnderooMFC Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 9 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: People using the wrong letters multiple times when trying to type something like we have below. Multiple T's doesn't do anything. The the N is maybe OK but as a rule I'd prefer vowels. Every time someone posts "LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!" I refuse to see it as "let's go!" and instead choose to interpret it as "let's goo". Social media is much more amusing when you think half the folk are advocating for a return to primordial gloop, or making a strong case for everyone to turn into flubber... 7 hours ago, Empty It said: The new trend of referring to celebrities as "Mother" cringeworthy shite. Don't kinkshame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 7 hours ago, Swarley said: What fresh hell is this? 6 hours ago, tamthebam said: Does this apply to certain veteran cake bakers because Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of cuisine, let it Berry... According to Urban Dictionary it means a woman that's iconic but I've seen it used to describe very unremarkable people. I imagine it came from that awful Meghan Trainor song that was popular a while ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 4 minutes ago, Empty It said: that awful Meghan Trainor song that was popular a while ago. You’re going to have to narrow that down a bit further. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
___ Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 (edited) On 08/02/2024 at 20:34, die hard doonhamer said: For sale signs being put up anywhere other than on the property that is being marketed. A for sale sign on open land at the end of a street looks absolutely shite. On the subject of for sale signs, whats the point in putting up signs with "sold" on them? If the house has been sold, just why not take the sign away. Edited February 11 by ___ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 6 minutes ago, ___ said: On the subject of for sale signs, whats the point in putting up signs with "sold" on them? If the house has been sold, just why not take the sign away. It's advertising the Estate Agents 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 8 minutes ago, ___ said: On the subject of for sale signs, whats the point in putting up signs with "sold" on them? If the house has been sold, just why not take the sign away. The estate agents patting themselves on the back for 'can you believe we sold this shit hole' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 New estates being built with an "Open showhome" that you can only view by appointment. By appointment makes it a show home, not an open one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 American Football is an even shitter version of Rugby which, itself is absolutely shit so bizarre and depressing in equal measure the amount of gimps on my timeline posting about staying up till 5am to watch that absolute pish. Twenty meat headed roid filled dolts in shoulder pads and crash helmets all clatter into one another while some guy throws a rugby ball for another guy to catch, ten seconds of play followed by a twenty minute stoppage till the restart so morbidly obese red necks in the stand called Randy and Dwayne can stuff another four hot dogs and supersize Dr Pepper down their throat and on television we have several minutes of adverts from our partners, Microsoft, Pepsi, Disney land and Chucks Gun Store in Oklohoma. Like all sports that American folk love it has umpteen stoppages in play for adverts and buying merchandise making it completely unwatchable, folk from this island who, by rights should shun this utter freakshow suddenly taking an interest in it for one night only for social media kudos should frankly be choked to death by being force fed cheeseburgers till their windpipe is solidly compacted. c***s from Tullibody, Stonehaven, Erskine and Falkirk getting a case of Budweiser and a tub of Pretzels in to stay up to watch the Detroit Motherfuckers against the New Orleans High School Gun Spree Killers 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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