staggy4life Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 My house smells of gas as my mum left the gas cooker on all night by accident. Dont worry. Go for a fag break or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Dont worry. Go for a fag break or something. Yeah, light an incense stick. Will take that smell right away ;x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Both the advert itself and the sounds advertised on the Jamster adverts. The 'awesome fun sounds' just seem utterly terrible and it's beyond me as to why anyone would want such sounds on their phone for any purpose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 My girlfirend has shunned me, choosing to play poker online instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 My girlfirend has shunned me, choosing to play poker online instead. Probably a blessing in disguise, what with the red rawness to cope with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Probably a blessing in disguise, what with the red rawness to cope with. That is thankfully away. Worryingly, it appeared after a drunken night sharing a bed with Kylesons My revenge will be extracted when she is forced to watch Spurs v Wigan (For betting purposes, Mon the Yids!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 I have had to sell my tickets for Preston v Liverpool 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Waiting to get into a parking space inthe Marches in Stirling today some bloody women leaves her door open while faffing about in the back of her car. She knew i was there.And you dont hold up Capy. . She got a look..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 I'm so bored. I've been working for about an hour - marking essays which are all more or less the same and I'm bored bored bored bored bored. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 periods 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 People who are supposed to be friends decided to f**k off and leave me in the complete and utter lurch tonight, then on the solitary way home I was propositioned to an empty by a disturbing 45-50 year old white male of average build and bald head. He wasn't taking no as a very good answer either. I wouldn't fucking do that to any of them if it were the same position and I sure as f**k wouldn't have been in such a problem if it weren't for them being selfish c***s. I hate it when people really fucking disappoint you. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 People who are supposed to be friends decided to f**k off and leave me in the complete and utter lurch tonight, then on the solitary way home I was propositioned to an empty by a disturbing 45-50 year old white male of average build and bald head. He wasn't taking no as a very good answer either. I wouldn't fucking do that to any of them if it were the same position and I sure as f**k wouldn't have been in such a problem if it weren't for them being selfish c***s. I hate it when people really fucking disappoint you. You should have gone to the party with the guy. Young ones nowadays eh! A nice gentleman with no intention of shagging you all over his manky bedsit asks you back to a party and you refuse?! Opportunity missed vT, I bet he had sweeties too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 You should have gone to the party with the guy. Young ones nowadays eh! A nice gentleman with no intention of shagging you all over his manky bedsit asks you back to a party and you refuse?!Opportunity missed vT, I bet he had sweeties too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 (edited) My game has been canceled Edited January 4, 2009 by MonTheRovers!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 My ganm has been canceled ganm? Either you spelt it wrong or im just a dafty. Probably the latter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 My ganm has been canceled Exclusively revealed above why MTR's Headteacher has been suspended. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Exclusively revealed above why MTR's Headteacher has been suspended. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Back to work in the morning and it will be busy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proud2beabuddy Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Just in from work, first day back and it really was fucking terrible. At least thats me off till friday now I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 First day back since 23rd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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