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The late lamented dreaded deadly squeaky beast used to demand to go out, take a look at the pissing rain, hiss at it, and then f**k off back to bed. My sister reckoned she was a wee ned of a cat and she was swearing in cat language (she was a rescue cat from Penicuik so entirely possible)

I'm looking forward to seeing fleet footed old Spartans nemesis Omar in action again- I wonder if he's learned how to keep his feet in the penalty box since playing in the SPFL...

I'd think putting a collar on a cat is a good idea, if only because the microchip won't kill fleas!

I can't quite remember when Gary Jardine took over with John Green in a co-manager role from Shaun Steven at City but if Peterheid sack Jim Mcinally or he gets poached by another club then Gary will be longest in current spell as manager at a SPFL club next season. We're nice and cuddly and don't tend to sack managers!

We've played Celtic and Hamilton in pre-season friendlies in the last decade. Current Scotland internationals James McArthur and Scott Brown have played against Edinburgh City for Hamilton and Hibs in friendlies. We also played Celtic in a pre-season friendly. As Meadowbank were not allowed to play Old Firm or Hibs/Hearts at home due to police concerns this is the only time the Hoops played at Meadowbank (no such concerns back in the 1930s when Celtic played Leith at Marine Gardens though!)

For those who read of Paul Dacre's management style in Private Eye it's ironic that Der Sturmer would criticise anyone of bullying...

that's just the Shire board shiteing themselves at the thought of relegation to the Lowland League. started no particularly warm in Edinburgh today, went down to Spartans ground to watch some football, got a bit sunburned and now I notice the mist has come down Arthur's Seat again- goodness knows what it will be like tomorrow.

alas... coming on as a knackered sub for a Tranmere/City* over 40s team at last year's Queen's Park Supporters tournament we beat a Dulwich team. Good bunch of lads. *don't ask...

Annoy Dundee United fans 20 years from now by asking them where they were the night Leicester won the Premiership....

Liven up ambassador's parties by placing one Ferrero Rocher made of Ex-Lax in with all the normal ones.

Fool other drivers into thinking your car has a fault by putting the heating up full blast and winding the windows down.

Drivers, are you skint? Make money by putting a "How's my driving" sticker on the back of your car and charging people money to phone a premium phone rate...

The Tablet Rally is Fife's version of the Gumball Rally and involves coffin dodgers driving Audis at 20 mph in the East Neuk. The winner is the coffin dodger with the longest tailback behind them. Bonus points are awarded for cancelling signals at the last moment and carrying on in a straight line.

Convince neighbours you are a Tory MP by playing a sound effect of a whip cracking and moaning occasionally.

We got a rescue cat and it used to hide under the bed every time it saw me. I just fed it some bacon one day and after that everything was sweetness and light.

hope he shits in your boot....

Apart from her own, how many jobs has she created recently...

you'd think he'd support a boring team- like Edinburgh City....

crop rotation in the 14th Century....

The undercroft cafe in the local church did nice pancakes- I used to creep into the crypt for a crepe....

I have this theory that should Hibs ever win the Cup the world will end. Fortunately with this particular Hibs team's ability to defend that seems unlikely... ...unless Logan turns out to be some kind of fire breathing demon of the Apocalypse. Oh shit, better start reading that Bible...

feeling a bit of a Kant now are we?

The Granny Danger Show?

I believe he is a regular reader of this forum- now you've upset him, he's driving his taxi up north and is going to give you a Fred Squarego!

"Shire forever" in a prominently displayed place. Why? To avoid fights in pubs- people will assume you're mental and leave you alone!