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The Roman empire was the greatest empire the world has ever seen. They unified europe, they kept peace in the middle East and the men looked sexy as f**k in their leather mini kilts.

Leith Walk should be bulldozed and turned into a giant frat house full of obnoxious students.

Tank Girl I'd never seen this before even though I was a big fan of the comics in my teenage years. I now wish that i still hadn't seen it. It was fucking shite. 1/10

My Generation Michael Caine narrates this feature length documentary about 1960s music, fashion and pop culture. I quite like the whole "swinging London" thing so I enjoyed it even though it didn't teach me anything I didn't know already. There were the usual references to mini skirts and the Rolling Stones, Mods and Rockers etc. A decent wee film 7/10

The Bad Batch Tedious hipster pish about a woman who is banished into a lawless penal colony where she encounters cannibals and all manner of degenerates. It looks good, has a decent soundtrack and there are a couple of WTF moments but it generally just plods along slowly and peters out into utter pointlessness. 3/10

This gif always makes me chortle...

Will there be stands behind each goal?

A decent article on it here.... http://archive.is/tVcw5

Some good guys with guns stop a bad guy with a gun. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44256763

And get into the grave?

If Elvis walked in carrying a portion of chips you would hear the vinegar sizzle on them....

Here's billionaire Turkish businessman Mustafa Koc... His company is called Koc Holding... https://blog.stetson.edu/emba/tag/funda-gungor/

His face is a mess.

Come and See Soviet made film depicting Nazi war crimes in WW2. powerful but pretty grim. 8/10

Anybody who cant go a couple of hours without stuffing their face is obviously some kind of c**t.

We need to replace Templeman. Rennie is good but still inexperienced. I'm sure SP will have his sights on someone.

Wid

Your dignity.

Songs decent enough but that is some bad dad dancing...

Did some c unt just try to storm the stage there?

Turkish barber in lochee for me too. I also get the ear flame thing and the nose wax. I just get a number 1 all over so it comes to £8. I was expecting the nose wax to be agony but it didn't hurt a bit. I'm also pretty impressed that they don't leave any loose hairs down the back of your collar. I went to the burd in Charleston a few months ago. A decent cut but I walked out with hair all over my shirt and down my collar.

United are our feeder team...

Simon Pegg has let himself go...