williemillersmoustache

You're thinking of Grief Missile and it was Ocean Colour Scene in 96.

Despite not playing when they should have been, as a mark of respect, every club will, as a mark of respect have a minutes silence, wear black armbands etc when they do start playing again. Because (Normal Island) some clubs will insist on having a home fixture commemoration, sevco in particular will want marines abseiling and a special remembrance tank firing a sadness cannon. By which point it will probably be Armistice day and we'll have to have more special dead Queen membering silences until Christmas. 2025.

Cricket, Golf and Running are apparently going ahead. So you can have sport as long as it's shit and miserable.

It'll be surpassed, it will happen, probably today, but for now this is absolutely the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

No.

That is an excellent rowie. Highly recommend.

Witchell getting it tight for needlessly speculating about the queen's health. As the entirety of the UKs media needlessly speculates about the queen's health. You do love to see it. Has anyone checked her Shatners Bassoon for cake?

The fixture congestion this is going to cause will be unreal.

One of the most expensive single government interventions in history which doesn't mention how much it will cost or how it will be paid for. Amateur doesn't even come close.

News desks across the land stretching to their very limit the words "latest" and "updates" I'll never forget where I was when it was announced she wasn't quite dead yet. At my desk working.

It's too late man. You'll have start digging a tunnel.

Part of Operation Vicars Bridge is that nobody is allowed to leave and everyone has to pretend to be sad.

Nah, I reckon she's already dead. They just need to choreograph it so it looks like she didn't meet BawJaws then Truss and immediately smash her face off the mantlepiece until it all went nice and black.

The pressure in the UK Baronormaleter is rising. Not even toast yet and we're into cancel Christmas territory.

Strong rumours being rumoured strongly. Acht she's just a bit peaky.

Super right wing, ultra brexit wonk, ERG frother, evil b*****d and religious fruitcake Steve Baker as a junior Northern Ireland Office Minister closing the gap a bit tho.

Best wishes to Ryan Jack in this homecoming fixture where he always seems leave with something, sticking out of his sock. Beaton to ruin this game but we'll not help matters and only have ourselves to blame by being better at football than them and giving him a decision to make. His high profile hobby or a month buffing the lodge masters cod piece. Score irrelevant. It'll be the seethe that counts here.

Fair play to the travelling support, leaving early for their second expensive pumping of the night.

Ryan Jack bringing his abilities to the four there.

Var de har har har.

Pretty disappointing run rate from the hosts. A bit more application and they could have declared before tea.

Ryan Jack blowing his nose and wiping it on his jersey. Summing this player and this club/company up perfectly.