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The number of goals we've conceded is concerning too TBH, but Norn Iron was the only genuinely poor performance. Also annoying that we didn't push Spain a bit harder in the final two group games; didn't matter in the end, but we've ended up in a better position in groups before because one of our competitors made a c**t of a game they'd have expected to win. Fingers crossed our uncatastrophically bald boss can sort out the porous defence, as we were doing OK there for a while.

The beef rectum. Yum.

Hitler was dynamic and sexy, and look where that got us.

I've never seen Gavin & Stacey. From the adverts, I have a vague memory of it looking like your bog-standard ITV sitcom. So shite, in other words. Of course, it might just have been the stench of Corden that put me off. Maybe it's great.

Expanding League Two isn't the issue, but the increased movement between leagues. I only mentioned having a bigger basement league because if you mention having up to four teams relegated, people always freak out about as many as four teams being relegated from a ten team league every season. A bigger bottom division makes no difference on its own. There'll only be agreement on this issue if lower league clubs can see a potential route back, and if relegation isn't virtual exile. Kind of like how the SPL breakaway clubs found that Celtgers' superleague idea wasn't quite so great when anyone other than the top two could potentially be cast into the void they left behind.

Why would you be looking between letters on the keyboard? Because you'll be horrified by how much dust, crumbs, and pubic hair has accumulated under the keys?

Apparently he was "barred" from standing for Mayor of London. Aye, in the same way any of us who didn't submit the correct paperwork was "barred".

Just Googled 'Islamofascist' and the first page had a hit that seems to describe how they want to bring about World War IV. Curious to know why they're being polite enough to let someone else have a go at World War III first, but not curious enough to click.

Absolutely going to put the word 'gammon' in white text at the bottom of every post from now on. Ah, the good old days of fucking with Supras when he searched for his own name every day.

Get it done fast before you sober up/the wife comes in. You know you won't regret it.

If life was fair, that's the way it would be, only you'd need some kind of monitoring to make sure money isn't taken out of the clubs by their owners, and their finances were closely watched to stop any stockpiling of basement cash for a one-season title push with Mbappe up front. (let's be honest, it'd be some English Premiership jobber in their mid-Thirties)

The stage play? I'm inclined to believe it, especially as John Cleese is involved. Read an interview with him about a decade ago where he was saying he stopped being a comedian years before, and he's been trying to prove it ever since. ...you'll notice I'm giving you a massive out here, so I suggest you take it

My only problem with the pyramid is that there's nothing like enough movement. As things stand, none of these sides have much of a chance of ever coming back. Make League Two a bit bigger, bottom two go down, champions go up, with third and fourth bottom involved in play-offs with the Highland + Lowland league sides from second to fourth. If you can't make fourth in an eighteen team league, you can't have too many complaints. Absolutely won't happen unless Celtgers get their reserves in the Championship, nor any other significant change, unless they find a bigger issue they'd like to push through.

Aye, it's an issue of importance to people who work in London but don't live there and, crucially, don't get a vote. Londoners generally fail to appreciate how stellar their public transport is, but they aren't stupid enough to think their lives would improve by having more cars driving about in the city. I lived there thirty years ago, long before the cyclists took over the roads, and the air quality was horrific during the hot summer months. The "best watch out because the Muslamics are coming" subtext - which seems to have become overt in recent times - will also have fallen on deaf ears among actual Londoners who live among people of different ethnicities without problems, and will be another "issue" aimed more at Home Counties Tory voters, who still don't get a fucking vote. I wonder if there'll be an attempt to expand voter registration to people who work in London too.

I dunno, they almost ended up in Dublin twenty years ago. Anything's possible.

^^^ I recommend looking this shit up if you haven't already. YouTube's full of it right now. Classic tunes from an alternate reality where no language or topics were off-limits in popular culture.

It probably feels like a disappointment at this point. If East Kilbride has put them down, they'd have had a shot at a title next season.

You promise? I've been waiting for decades for this, but I'd like a few days warning as I've never tried cocaine nor hookers before, and I don't want to be left hanging like those Rapture-chasing fruitcakes.

Racists going absolutely fucking tonto at the moment. There's no possible way that these clowns believe even half of what they're plastering the internet with.

What is it with completing an unbeaten season in the Scottish third tier that seems to unleash such bitter seethe among the victors? 60 Minutes investigates after these important messages.

Can't we just quarantine them in the Lowland until they fold? Clyde would've been fitting just for the irony, but I guess there's still Cumbernauld Colts to come. Again, so sad that P&B is mystifyingly prejudiced against Clyde.

The season's finally over and you don't have to watch QoS for a few months?

I just can't imagine where all this animosity toward Clyde comes from

Khan by at least ten points, so I guess this whole "actually, we think we're winning and Khan's shitting himself" thing was the Tories doing a David Coburn.

Best of luck, Binos. Edit: well done Annan, that really didn't look likely earlier in the season.