Cosmic Joe

Tough draw but Darryll should win that one...

Is that Jolly Boy John front left?

That reminds me of one of mine. Always asking for chips instead of fries in such places. Like I'm on some kind of one-man crusade against Americanisms invading our language...

Bring back AndyHibsRockandRoll, prolific early 80s graffiti artist/ vandal on Fife buses and trains. Used to pen mediocre Hibernian line-ups on the backs of seats...

The only thing more depressing than Broadwood Farm would be a "Spoons". Is there no prospect of a normal pub springing up in the vicinity?

The King of morons is obviously the current US President. Anyone who has you sympathising with the royal family has special moronic status...

Is Croy Miners' Welfare still open?

Might be pay at the gate. Only Raith games tend to be all ticket recently, in case we sell out our allocation again. Polis are a bit wary of home fans in the away end...

Great draw for us. Opening day derby game, equally winnable second game. If we can sneak something at Tannadice then a full house against Levein's free-flowing fitba funsters for a place in the next round. What could possibly go wrong?

There are fucknuggets who think it's acceptable to drive the entire length of the Tay Bridge in the outside lane when the bridge is practically empty...

The idea that folk indulging in this queue jumping isn't so they can save themselves two minutes on their journey time is fucking laughable...

Is the pub in Falkirk that had the fish bred for fighting still there? Last time I was in there was before the 2-1 win in December 1984 (late goals from Burgess and Kirk). What a game that was btw...

MacDonald is another ex-Fifer. Decent enough technically going forward but defensively perhaps not so strong. I'm slightly surprised about the calibre of player you guys are going after, unless McGlynn is keeping a marquee signing up his sleeve...

Mad Bill invented the bag for life...

The correct colours for an East of Fife side...

He's a poor man's Steve Watkin...

I'm old enough to mind of that ditty. Rainjurs song adopted by the Linktown Derry at Stark's Park back in the 1970s. They confused hell with heaven... :-)

Doesn't every decent-sized town in Scotland have a local baker that produces a morning roll these days? Pretty sad state of affairs if you have to rely on a supermarket...

fit far ye foodlin aboot min?

Falkirk Golf Club. Something not right about these three words put together...

Tesco South Road...

This guy ahead of me at the checkout was buying a Daily Mail and a firearms magazine while sporting a a Help for Heroes sweatshirt. In Dundee...

Please dont, this will somehow be my fault as well, I apologise to everyone for encouraging him. He is rampaging across several threads, blaming me for making him have a learning disability (which, even if it is true, is merely a difficulty)& justifying it by confidently asserting that I love celtic & hate the gers, the reality being of course that I dislike them both. The bile he spouted to Kincy really makes me despair, every single mod on here here need to have a good look at themselves. The fact that no other fan of any club has called me out out over the last few weeks indicates that I am not being unreasonable here. If I am wrong then I will happily piss off but I want this vile cretin gone. Take it easy. It's just a fitba forum pal...

The only problem with that is that he has re-signed for Airdrie. Otherwise an excellent idea...