Cosmic Joe

This Magee character keeps cropping up. Who is he posting as now?

Guy goes into a shop "A tin of pigeon meat please" Shopkeeper "No can do"

A drink with jam and bread...

Does there come a point when P&B posters know better than Gary Naysmith, Barry Smith and Darren Young in understanding the value of players like Pat Slattery? Personally I don't think so, but it's all about opinions and I think every side needs a Pat Slattery, prepared to sit in and chase every ball for 90+ minutes, basically doing the "graveyard shift". Ask Gazza, Bazza or Dazza for a more erudite description of the Pat Slattery role, but in the meantime, on behalf of the Bayview Faithful keep doing what you are doing Pat...

We've been through this about 200 pages back. Weirdos who feel the need to get their balls out to take a pish...

To Stranraer? Good man. See you tomorrow...

If Hursty is as good an outfielder as his brother is in goals then he should be some player...

Drivers at mini roundabouts, or circles as they're called here in Dundee. There's one on the Coupar Angus Road that has two lanes and a hatched area on the inside. Simple enough you would think. Wrong. 95 percent of drivers either drive through half the inside lane and half through the hatched area or cut through both lanes. Means if I stick to the inside lane as per the Highway Code I'm at risk of getting clattered every time I attempt to negotiate it...

There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets... Sorry, couldn't help myself, poor taste...

Scotzine would appear to have lost it completely... http://www.scotzine.com/2017/07/celtic-fans-urged-to-boo-lawwell-on-flag-day/

I thought Ross Mutch put in a great shift yesterday. Worked his socks off. Bearing in mind that we didn't have a lot of possession in the middle of the park it's extremely harsh to slate an 18 year old with something like 75 minutes experience of first team football...

So to summarise. A bunch of bigoted fuds are free to express their bigoted fuddery and the rest of us are free to point and laugh. Are we all in agreement?

Is there nobody in that "community" able to say we've overstepped the line by flaunting a racist banner? On Radio Scotland this morning there was the story of some flute band who'd raised funds for an autistic Catholic kid to attend a sporting event. Congratulations for behaving like human beings occasionally I thought. Fucking despair sometimes...

Almost as bad as the tossers who don't put the thingmy on the checkout after they load their shopping. I take great delight in loading my stuff as close to their's as possible...

I like travelling by train, mainly on Saturdays to away games. Infinitely preferable to driving. You can chill out, enjoy a drink. Minor annoyances include noisy hen parties, rugby fans and Rangers supporters. Have to say in 30 odd years no-one has ever asked me to give up my seat for them. Maybe I'm getting old myself...

Pretty fair summary of the proceedings. I agree that we knocked the ball around well before the break but we were a little disjointed in the second-half...

TOTP 2 tonight. 1984. Big disappointment...

Never, ever admit to being "British". I have a Scottish Birth Certificate, being born in Scotland, my wife has a Polish Birth Certificate, being born in Poland. We both hold UK passports, being entitled to UK citizenship. She is Polish and I am Scottish. NEVER British...

Easy way around this pish. You're Scottish...

Referring to females as "birds"..

Wouldn't ban orange marches. Pointing and laughing is far more effective...

One of the Trialists has been capped for Scotland...

Germany is the most terrifying place I have ever driven. And I include Poland during a snowstorm in that. The autobahn has sections where it is basically a free for all in terms of speed. A paradise for absolute roasters...

Poor use of the past participle in Scottish football punditry. Chiefly, but not exclusively, by Derek Ferguson...