Cosmic Joe

We should be happy. It's basically yet another massive own goal by the Tories which will see their increasingly marginalised supporters up here backed into a corner. The average English voter has not got the slightest clue what the DUP are all about. Sadly, but thankfully, up here we do. Let the whole thing unravel and bring on IndyRef 2...

Roger fucking Hodgson and Rick b*****ding Davies. Since their petty fall out I can't get any of Supertramp's stuff on YouTube. Means I have to buy their CDs to replace the cassettes I sold in 1989 to help fund an Inter-Rail holiday...

I'm not an expert but it's estimated that one in fifteen have some form of dyslexia...

Maybe she has dyslexia? Unbelievable that a school of all places hadn't considered that parents might have literacy needs...

Bit of advice. Don't go booting boxers, amateur or otherwise. Keep it civil...

Maybe they'd been drinking...

Benjamin Button Benjamin who? Benjamin Who's there? Knock knock

Barbeques. I always forget what a time consuming effort it is to get these fuckers going. Two years later the sun comes out in Lochee on a Saturday and it seems like a good idea. Be lucky if the coals are white enough to cook on before dark...

As a non-rock fan, I'm intrigued to know what a non-rock-fan-looking guy looks like...

Penrice was excellent for us, a real prospect, but I don't think even he would class himself a dead ball expert. Nikki Paterson and/ or Kevin Smith took most of our corners and free-kicks latterly...

Can you no just say "aye that's fine" when they flourish the wee mirror at the back of the head like every other c**t?

I'd be surprised if Queen of the South aren't in for Kerrso if SJ are putting him out on loan again...

Might just be a Dundee thing but a polony roll is magnificent...

Thatcher's legacy lives on. Take a bow p***k...

Livingston and Meadowbank Thistle are the same outfit...

I'd be careful with co-codamol. It's highly addictive...

Aye, North Street on the corner along from what used to be the Troxy picture house...

The Fun Pub used to be the one to avoid in Leven. Only fun if you were into getting a pool cue off the back of the nut...

You're thinking of pot pourri...

Sometimes the supposedly RAF places are worth a visit. Bissell's in Dundee wasn't all that bad. Is Peep Peeps in Aberdeen still on the go?

It's taken a whole week to realise that we have a "do not disturb" sign for our hotel room door. Can take a shite without fear of the cleaner bursting in on me now. But why did it take a week?

Almost the perfect draw for us from a financial point of view. Needed Hearts away as Bayview's current capacity wouldn't accommodate the crowd and we avoided the potential midweek donkey-treks to Elgin and Peterhead. Delighted with that...

Loving this. An Ayr United fan on a Raith Rovers thread having a pop at East Fife. Perhaps if Raith and Ayr combined their major trophy wins they might have a case to answer, although I could be wrong...

Midweek homes to Peter's heid and Elgin with Saturday aways to Hertz and Dumfy would be ideal...

He played left midfield. Stoney was the left sided defender that day...