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How? I mean, physically? Doesn't it end up over your fingers?

Freudian slip, surely.

Yogi for....England?

Him and you both, Glen.

I eat the chocolate and caramel off a twix first, then the biscuit.

I would shit myself laughing if the tories ended up with double digit MPs

Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock (cinema) No clue how many times I have seen this, but the first time at the cinema. It really does feel like a different movie on the big screen. This is the first time that the death of David felt emotional. The music in this film is awesome. The only downside is the space battle. Very short. Only 20 or so folk in attendance, compared to quite a packed cinema when watching The Motion Picture. I guess I will be back in a couple of years for The Voyage Home "You Klingon b*****d, you killed my son".

The main baddie is from The Pyramids of Mars, if you're looking for an excuse to watch it.

Nothing beats the Columbo Derby, Peterhead v Falkirk.

Nobody writes the second last episode of a season like RTD. It was always his best.

Oxford pensioner’s fury over £60K quote for collapsed wall

The Crossland has developed a slow puncture.

Noted for the dead pool, cheers.

Aye, it is a bit crude.

6 for Friday

Anyone starting a social media post with "BREAKING:" should have their entire social media history deleted.

Craig Williams trying to apologise for a "huge error in judgement" in placing the bet. Or, to look at it another way, he tried to steal £500 from a bookie.

This is the official photo of Tory candidate Flick Drummond's campaign launch in Winchester. When you see it, you see it.

Residents furious after estate covered in double yellow lines (from March).

Yes - took along my X-ray gun for Science Saturday.

It is expensive. I did a public outreach event at the National Museum a couple of years ago. Had to go by car as I was taking various equipment. I parked behind a Muslim restaurant nearby and it cost £13 for (I think) 6 hours parking.

Right, Rishi. You messed up D-day. Go and get your photo taken with other world leaders. Like the Italian PM. Try to be warm and cuddly.

By the end of the clip, look at Richard Lewis. Trying not to crack up.

Nice to meet ya!