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The missus is due at the beginning of August, looking forward to seeing the wee person we've felt kicking and wriggling around for many months now. Not looking forward to the same TV shows or movies on repeat for many years. Curious to know how any recent parents have got on with giving birth in lock down, have you been allowed in the hospital at the same time as your partner?

Looks like I might be partial to a load on the face... Also gutted they kept the big beak

Probably would have been funny if it was Mulder and not Fox. So no not really.

Shocked that you get labelled boring guy tbh...

Always liked they Hearts lads. The Ayr and Morten fans should be along any minute now.

Be better off having a league starting date predictions, never mind placing.

There's a Clio c**t in my estate that tailgates me (and anyone else) that drives through the estate at every opportunity. I really don't understand how he can't comprehend it makes no difference how close he sits behind me it's not going to make me any faster, in fact the complete opposite will happen. Anyway, I've taken great delight recently in just speeding up a little bit when I get to my house, then swing the car around to block the road and slowly reverse into the drive.

Wouldn't go near KwikFit either for the aforementioned reasons. A reputable independent is probably your best bet, not always easy to find.

Murray Beith Murray solicitors. Guessing they are dealing with Colin Weir's estate. I'm sort of amazed that the Thistle board didn't know anything about this and then again, sort of expect this kind of fuckery from Thistle these days.

Swift and decisive response from a football club. Probably not something you're used to m9.

*Accepting getting shafted on a fairly regular basis. Tbh, this is all part & parcel of the big pantomime that is Scottish football. What's the point in getting fucked off with it anymore?

You really won't find many in opposition of that. Soz Ad Lib...

What if this is all just a plot to keep us all entertained while no football is being played? It's working. Then at the end of it, it'll just be a fairly reasonable solution that obviously involves relegating Thistle and maybe pissing of the h*ns, cos... funny?

Every other club right now.

If Thistle fans were to get angry at everything that merited that reaction, I don't think I'd even see mid 30's. I'd be absolutely pishing myself if I was an Ayr fan right now, given our situation. Surprised we're not getting more abuse on here. We've absolutely Falkirk'd it a peach this season and we deserve to be relegated as it stands. Mind you, fucking hilarious if we get out of this and remain in the Championship.

We're living rent free in the heads of so many other fans still I see. It's felt nailed on we'd go down the majority of the season, but what a laugh it would be if we somehow avoid this.

Nothing like the prospect of relegation to bring the wee Morten virgins to our thread looking for bites.

The global rampaging virus will eventually go away. Jerry? Not so much, unless someone empties him. Quite funny. Do you do stand up?

Have managed to get through this entire thread while (in the loosest term) working from home. To sum up so far, I'm not sure what's worse, the global rampaging virus or Jeremiah Cole's posts.

Ya fucker! Knew I should have picked that maniac.

Good to see you've had a phone upgrade.

Going on form and past games with Alloa this has another 1-1 draw written all over it. Can't wait. I think this is our chance to extend our longest winless run since the season we were relegated. Been playing a bit better recently, but I reckon we could still manage it. Anyway, really looking forward to weetoonlad's top quality content on the match thread.

That I can understand.