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Do you dye your hair? What were you thinking? You are fooling no one.

It all depends how the baldy handles their baldness. Combover or toupe indicates a swindling cad. all off is fine and indicates a normal average level of dishonesty (eg: wouldn't tell a reataurant if they missed a drink off the bill). The guys who go for the full tonsure have the most integrity. These boys hide nothing.

folk who use the toilet on the train then leave the door open behind them when they're finished.

does free beer not contravene minimum pricing laws? Shut it down.

A superstar? That’s even better than an “ace”. You boys are BACK!

I'm not suggesting anything of the sort. I am just saying that these are relative good times for your team and you shouldn't take them for granted. My team's perrennial underacheivement doesn't change the fact that your lot are natural diddies who have been punching above your weight for a while.

A mid table finish should be seen as a considerable achievement by the likes of your lot. If the players are this blasé then you’ll be in a relegation scrap.

Is this guy a right back? hope this means tavernier won't start your first game. He gave considine plenty problems last season.

The new season optimism gets crushed earlier every year. f**k Uefa, their groups, seeding and parachutes.

I have heard that the plural of "you" is "you".

Jesus Mohammed Pol Pot Phats n Small

The diddies are all obsessed by Pittodrie.

Reynolds looked ok again in his outings at the end of last season. We'll bring in another 6 mediocre to adequate attacking players again.

If we want an old player back I can think of a full back that Derek paid cash money for before...

You wouldnt, for the love of any deity you care to mention, please tell me you wouldnt. Fogbeast doesn't even scratch the voluminous surface. till it fell off.

I would like to draw your attention to recent events in the Horrific Club Photos thread before making such a statement. I will visit said thread. I probably would though.

I didn't mean to appear all high-falutin' and fussy. All tits* are delightful. *on a lady

not mutually exclusive. big fat tits are delightful

both much better examples of tin-pottery than failing with a motivational ploy. However, i for one applaud the frugality these stories show.

It was fun for a while, but you have let us down with Storey and Tansey

I've heard this many times over the years and don't quite buy it. I think the reason that the cheeks buy up the pick of the rest is because they are very visible to them, they know they can do the SPL and they know other clubs can't compete financially. They don't have to pay for scouting or outbid english teams. There might be a benefit of weakening other clubs but the reason they do it is to save money and minimise risk. It is still hypocritical to take the lions share of the money then complain about a lack of competition hampering European success. To give bluecunts some credit, they haven't come out with this much recently. That's progres.

I don't get it. Is it because it was in front of the stand you forgot to order seats for?

ha ha; if you think santa's not real, you won't get any presents you idiot.

up yours, my toast is 1/3 bread. priorities

bread that is marketed as "toastie" and is supposedly "ideal for toasting" but requires you to have a toaster that is 10 inches deep to actually toast a complete slice.