Women, sun and clouds.
Was going to put up the paddling pool (30 second puff with the electropump from the car) before I went to work this morning. Couldnt be arsed.
Now the wife is texting me every time the sun comes out to see "paddling pool needs blown up for the bairn".
A minute later, a cloud passes in front of the sun "actually doesnt matter, its cloudy"
30 seconds after cloud passes "looks sunny again, paddling pool would be good"
Repeat ad infinitum