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Melanius Mullarkey

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    The guy looking away's thinking " Im sure that tractor show leaflet said Saturday"
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    I heard a rumour he shagged a megaphone.
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    Its all dinosaur pish anyway Didn’t realise Billy Brown goes around pishing in folks paddling pools.
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    I would estimate a broth consisting of 10% my pish, 20% the bairn’s pish, 5% the wife’s pish, 10% the cats pish/slavers, 25% fox pish, 10% assorted insect pish, 10% pidgeon pish and a bit of water.
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    Sound.
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    What about lying in a paddling pool drinking cider?
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    This. I know these lads chase the money but Sunderland is a fucking basket case. Good luck to the boy.
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    A dog has died. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/perth-kinross/680556/dog-dies-from-heat-exhaustion-in-perthshire-village/
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    Yeah but brown skinned folk and blue passports eh?
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    It’s been quiet down Ibrox recently tbf
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    Yes, can I help you?
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    Do the Swallow Roundabout. ”The Granny Danger Circle - Welcome to Dundee”
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    The catholic population is around 8% in Cowdenbeath according to some census figures found on the inter web. Obviously 8% is waaaaaay to high.
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    It’s the ones that have the sign up saying “would you like to sponsor this roundabout” that annoy me for some reason.
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    Try a steamroller.
  18. Melanius Mullarkey
    Alaskan pipeline. She can thank me later.
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    My tap has not been on since 9am. And it’s still, what they call, “aff”.
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    They’ve kept the M and ordered some ACARONI seats.
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    They should just let Aberdeen into the group stages after that.
  22. Melanius Mullarkey
    I wonder what size of crowds Peppino Improbalo played in front of?
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    The wife has just WhatsApped me a photo of an extension socket in the living room asking the question "what one's the telly plug?" What has happened to the female species?
  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    Brexit supporter found.
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