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philpy

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  1. Wow. Four point weekend for fife in Sheffield and Cardiff.
  2. Wallyford is a village, not a town. 15-0 Philpy, Perthshirebell to serve.
  3. Edinburgh is a city, you complete cockmaggot.
  4. Nice, but when are you getting the left foot ones??
  5. I had to go for a rather large dump at work this morning just as the cleaner was cleaning the other cubicles. He was And I was
  6. Maybe her uncle Fergus has hidden her inside a biscuit tin??
  7. f**k, really sorry to hear that smurph.
  8. My wife is feeling pretty down at the moment with the recovery period she is going through after a big operation. This has left me feeling low as well, ive got two weeks at work myself to come as well, on top of doing everything in the house. I love her to bits and I'm doing all I can to help her, and I might be sounding selfish here, but I really am struggling to cope.
  9. It would be funny if Maddie popped up on crimewatch holding a McDonald's bag while shouting "double cheeseburger, £1.49"
  10. Tropicana, Edinburgh. Johnny depp on the left.
  11. Who the f**k are you?? Oh it's another seamus alias. Beat it champ, those bins won't empty themselves.
  12. Joan Burnie bumping her gums in the record today, having a pop at the trolls. Really Joan?? Are you classing people with opinions as trolls? The thing is you see, not everyone lives in your weird world, where people who don't agree with your views or opinions are either sexist pigs or vile Internet trolls. Aye hen, the parents are upset but that doesn't stop allowing people to have their own views on them.
  13. People who say "and that" or "and them" when talking about people. For example - "Andrew and that are coming around" who's "and that"?? "Andrew and Natasha" really? Why not just say that in the first place FFS
  14. Went over on my ankle last night after missing a step at the bottom of the stairs, hurts like f**k but for some reason there is no swelling or bruising. Strange.
  15. I'm having my first attempt at pulled pork in the slow Cooker this weekend, going to try it with a BBQ marinade. Any tips???
  16. Shut the f**k up and get on with your bin rounds.
  17. The thing is, how can you actually tell that he (in your world) isn't suffering from some form of depression?? The guy doesn't owe you an answer really either, to be fair.
  18. Just tell her they are having technical issues with the wifi in the graveyard.
  19. The guy in the photo holding the knife at lennons throat on the telly looks a lot like Paulo dicanio.
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