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  1. philpy
    I have a large stain on the back of my good black shirt which is refusing to shift, due to being shat on by a seagull as i stumbled out of the pub on saturday night
  2. philpy
    Boo fuckin hoo! why did you not just ask him politely to move the laptop, instead of acting the bigman? more to the point, what gives you the right to damage another person's property because it is obstructing you? that would be like me smashing my neighbour's car up if he parked across my drive and expecting to get away with it!!
  3. philpy
    Bible-bashers. These twats that come to your door and try to persuade you that "christ is our saviour" should get to f**k. People should be free to chose their religion without those halfwits trying to ram a fuckin bible down your throat rant over.
  4. philpy
    You look like sam dingle in that pic.
  5. philpy
    Heh! i remember that was that the nurse?
  6. philpy
    mmm, cider, that's fair putting me in a mood to get "ra". In fact, i may have a bottle of jacques in the fridge. Cashback!
  7. philpy
    All the schools in fife broke off for the summer hols today, and the primary 7 kids all got whisked around the town in a limo, costing the parents 25 quid a head. Fuckin daft if you ask me, they are only leaving one school to go to another, not attending a feckin movie premiere or something!
  8. philpy
    Did you get it from millets?
  9. philpy
    Hayfever
  10. philpy
    If you stop being a tit then people wont insult you, catch my drift?
  11. philpy
    Monster's ok. What have you got going for yourself dumbo?
  12. philpy
    OMG NO WAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111
  13. philpy
    I have hayfever and the cold oh and adam, maybe you'l die from your bad aids? remember, what goes around comes around!
  14. philpy
    Editors - smokers outside the hospital door. This song has been growing on me ever since i saw them live from glastonbury on saturday
  15. philpy
    Bad aids maybe? Edited to add - i have received a 10% warning increase from debbie, stating that "the slug was shit"
  16. philpy
    I have had a "drouth" all day, resulting from yesterday's boozefest, and no amount of irn bru, water or beer will shift it.
  17. philpy
    Keithgy is browsing the thread. Gulp.
  18. philpy
    Bugger
  19. philpy
    Errm, i believe i used the correct term there LM, they are, after all, "ethnic minorities" if i had used the "p" word then that would have been classed as racism.
  20. philpy
    Dont talk to me about those bloody things. I bought 3 packets from the ethnics' yesterday, and they had went out of date on the 1st!!
  21. philpy
    Another weather nag from me. Feckin thunder and lightning here
  22. philpy
    Just had a phone call, my mate's son was found dead today not good at all, considering my mate lost his mum a couple of months ago.
  23. philpy
    My nag for today - the weather. I've been working outside most of the day, and got soaked a few times. Then the sun decides to come out at 5 o' clock , when i finish
  24. philpy
    Did daddy come and clean it up for you?
  25. philpy
    How much does kelly get paid to look after ye scotty?
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