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All the best, Matty. Hope its nothing serious. I was at the doc today about a lump on my left baw. He reckons it's just a wee cyst that has come about as a consequence of my snip. Had my funeral songs thought out and everything too.

I reckon we're just getting our blip out of the way before going on a massive unbeaten run to the league title. Aye, that's it.

Tidied up who I was following and ended up bumping around 80 accounts. Mostly boring sportsmen and P&Bers who I skim past.

Heavy night on the drink. No Irn Bru in the fridge.

I like the thought you've put in to this! More from Thomson... @ThomsonCares: @andycam8 Unfortunately Roary wouldn't be able to compete with our Thomson The Dog. He's not ready to step aside just yet. ^Adam @andycam8: @ThomsonCares Can Roary get the gig if Thomson was 'inconveniently' eaten. #ruthlessRoary No reply back for a while after that. I can only presume that they are busy increasing security around Thomson The Dog.

Tempted to ask the supporters club for a loan of the costume and make a spoof of the Thomson ad using iMovie.

Think I've been bumped... @ThomsonCares: @andycam8 We'll let you know if we have auditions Andrew, You may need to leave the lion head at home though. ^Adam @andycam8: @ThomsonCares Thanks! I'll do it for free of course. Do Thomson have a mascot? @RaithRovers_FC mascot Roary can do a bit of moonlighting... I feel dirty.

Wee interaction with Thomson there. I posted earlier: @andycam8: @ThomsonHolidays Quite like that advert with the ogre. Could have done with a talking donkey though. They replied: @ThomsonCares: @andycam8 Hi Andrew, To keep costs down we thought it best not to have a lawsuit. What did you like most about the advert? So I replied: @andycam8: @ThomsonCares I understand. My favourite part was looking at the lovely Thomson apartment. Can I be in the next advert? I'm a decent actor. Flattery supposedly gets you everywhere.

Teflon. Tefal make kettles. Smith is better playing off another forward. He's nae target man, that's for sure.

A bit of extra entertainment watching the local neds windmilling about the rickety old ground. Thon BluebirdTon seems solid though. Police Scotland should cut his arms and legs off just to be safe. He'd still be able to do headbutts but they wouldn't have much momentum behind them.

WHAT?

Good old Morton. Great wee bit of perspective when you are downhearted by your own team's bad form.

That is one of the best books I've read in a long time. My wife worked her way through The Hunger Games trilogy in a week and raved about them so they might be next on the list after I've finished the new Alex Ferguson autobiography.

Suppose doing a lot of pish is a refreshing change from you talking a lot of pish.

This thread would be infinitely better if it was named 'Show us your puppies'.

Took a tenner off Deal or No Deal on Sky Vegas. Might donate it to DAFC.

He's tried to photo himself during a thoughtful nod there. You tried a thoughtful nod after reading that, eh?

For any 200 Club members or non-members who this may interest. We have allowed the 200 Club website domain name to expire so we can concentrate on using the farther reaching medium of FB as our primary output of information. Feel free to 'Like' the page here... https://www.facebook.com/rrfc200club?ref=ts&fref=ts

That Tesco advert where the guy gives his girlfriend a cup with his face on it and she isn't impressed bugs me. She has a moustache for f**k sake and should be happy that anyone wants to buy her anything other than a bleaching kit for her ungrateful hairy face. She's all smiles when she gets perfume later on though. Everything that is wrong with Christmas right there.

People who think just enough of you to only indulge you probably wouldn't waste their time complimenting you. If they were insincere towards you with regards to shallow compliments then they aren't really worth your thoughts anyway. As Rowan said, get the sleep deprivation thing sorted out as a matter of priority. At the risk of sounding like I'm trivialising your thoughts, a weary mind will find it harder to look at things rationally. All the best.

Sorry Matt. I'm not believing that this thing cut about the Serengeti with a head square on...

Westboro Baptist Church and reason don't walk hand in hand.

Aye. They'll cordon off the scene for the air crash investigators as a matter of standard you'd imagine. Doubt this is ending without fatality though.

Even if they did have such a thing, the helicopter was apparently tumbling out of control so doubt something like that would come in to play anyway. Strange that if the helicopter was dropping like a stone as Gordon Smart described that it didn't just trash the whole pub though.