carpetmonster Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Getting you broken in for when they are teenagers. Mine's 16 months and much more of her shite and she won't see teenage. Sits down in the middle of the street yesterday. Walk 10 paces and say 'bye Cristina'. Waves at me and says it back. Walk another 5 paces and turn back round. Unprompted wave and 'bye'. Wee dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 My two year old is a handful. Emotionally unstable midget. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Hmpppffff do I HAVE to do that? That's in the top five. "I was just SAYING" is another current favourite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 My wife is 13 weeks pregnant. Suddenly starting to think we should start planning our lives out a bit more. Excited though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 My wife is 13 weeks pregnant. Suddenly starting to think we should start planning our lives out a bit more. Excited though. Good news. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Reading Saintee -1Scary Bear - 3Rowan - 2Reina - 2Mrs M (Lm) - 1Swarley - 2Mozza - 1Skyline Drifter - 2die hard doonhamer - 2Scottsdad - 1Bobby Skidmarks - 1Weirdcal - 1Mallo_Madrid -2Shuggie - 2lightscamera - 2Nelsjfc - 2G_Man1985 - 2energyzone -1Gaz -2milton75 -1mozam76 -1gav-ffc - 1pub car king - 2bobby carlos - 2Nelly 78 - 1Desp - 1Sparky88 - 18MileBU - 1James Keatings, a.k.a.The Lochend Brazil - 1Dee Dee - 2Septentrional Wasp - 2/3madwullie - 2KiwiDB - 1Kid Twist - 1/2mattydfc - 2/3The Woolshed - 1Ally - 2 x 1/211thHour - 1/3Le Tout P'ti Fc - 1panddarilla - 2WeAreElgin - 2KnightswoodBear - 1 + 1/2RoversMad - 1DarkBlues62 - 1 endieinreekie - 1 killienick - 2 jmothecat - 1/3Running total - 61 + 2 x 2/3 + 4 x 1/2 + 2 x 1/3Grandchildren: JG - 5Romeo - 2Keithgy - 1heedthebaa - 3Raidernation - 1supermik - 1printer - 1Eednud - 1 Grand total - 76 + 2 x 2/3 + 4 x 1/2 + 2 x 1/3 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 My wife is 13 weeks pregnant. Suddenly starting to think we should start planning our lives out a bit more. Excited though. Wouldn't bother, you'll soon have a screaming, shiting milk monster throwing it into chaos for the next 20 years! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 My wife is 13 weeks pregnant. Suddenly starting to think we should start planning our lives out a bit more. Excited though. Well in chap and best wishes to yer Mrs. Rowan is sensible here though: Wouldn't bother, you'll soon have a screaming, shiting milk monster throwing it into chaos for the next 20 years! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Well in chap and best wishes to yer Mrs. Rowan is sensible here though: Yup. I got spoiled because Cristina came just before the World Cup last year. 6 weeks spent with a beer in one hand and the baby in the other watching the telly, with the occasional jaunt to the shop downstairs for more beer. Been shite since then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightscamera Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Youngest is 18 months old tomorrow and have absolutely no idea where the time has gone. She now (sort of) tells us when it's bedtime which her older sister certainly didn't do. We get to about half 6 and she's standing at the living room door, ask her if it's bedtime and she will do the most humungous nod and start banging on the door! Going to try her at nursery again soon too. The one we want to put her to won't take her til she's 2 or 3 unfortunately 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Ooft seconded. Everyone used to talk about the terrible twos but since my daughter turned three shes become very moody, cranky, argumentative, bossy etc everything you associate with a threenager. Otherwise known as just being a bloody female.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 17 months old yesterday and let's just say he seems to be developing his mothers stubborn streak. Testing my patience at times and I'm one of the most patient people out there Thankfully that little spell didn't seem to last too long. We've found out over the last month or so that Harlen is going to need a "minor" heart procedure done, he's got a patent ductus arteriosis, effectively one of the valves in his heart hasn't closed properly. They'll need to go in and fix it and just waiting for confirmation of when it will happen, the National Childrens Hospital is in Auckland so he has to be scheduled in, hopefully be done early in the new year at the latest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 They'll need to go in and fix it and just waiting for confirmation of when it will happen, the National Childrens Hospital is in Auckland so he has to be scheduled in, hopefully be done early in the new year at the latest. Best wishes to the wee man. Can we expect to see him in a blue jumper at Murrayfield 20 years hence? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 (edited) I definitely have the best of it. 2 granddaughters, but never had to do the parent thing Downside? I wish my stepdaughters WERE mine.............mind you they all treat me like I am their Dad, so Edited October 7, 2015 by Raidernation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Best wishes to the wee man. Can we expect to see him in a blue jumper at Murrayfield 20 years hence? I hope so, he can be the best Kilted Kiwi we've ever had 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Youngest is 18 months old tomorrow and have absolutely no idea where the time has gone. Wee lass 3 months today, seems like yesterday we were in the hospital. Wee man turns 2 in a few days, completely stunned with how fast everything is moving along. Any of you have a sense of loss as your kid grows? Like knowing that you'll never see that 3 month old baby version or 1 year old stumbly walk/babbling version again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I hope so, he can be the best Kilted Kiwi we've ever had I may have missed something but have you been absent from the forum for a while? Unless you've been hiding in forums I don't frequent? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Wee lass 3 months today, seems like yesterday we were in the hospital. Wee man turns 2 in a few days, completely stunned with how fast everything is moving along. Any of you have a sense of loss as your kid grows? Like knowing that you'll never see that 3 month old baby version or 1 year old stumbly walk/babbling version again? Yeah I understand that, more so with my third as she is def my last. But there is no chance of 'babying' her. Smart, articulate, challenging nightmare! But equally it's eased by the enjoyment of watching them grow and develop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Thankfully that little spell didn't seem to last too long. We've found out over the last month or so that Harlen is going to need a "minor" heart procedure done, he's got a patent ductus arteriosis, effectively one of the valves in his heart hasn't closed properly. They'll need to go in and fix it and just waiting for confirmation of when it will happen, the National Childrens Hospital is in Auckland so he has to be scheduled in, hopefully be done early in the new year at the latest. All the best for that. A bit of a scare last night - Evie's eldest brother (5 years old) carted off to hospital in an ambulance at 11 o'clock. They couldn't get him wakened, and after the doctor on call had established he had had a head knock - last Thursday/Friday, as far as I remember - no chances were taken and off he went. Better safe than sorry, I suppose. Anyway, turns out he has a bug, although he had no temperature. He's home now, but no school the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 My 16 month old was really clingy to her Mum, which to be honest didnt concern me as it meant she had to get up in the night to soothe her if she was crying and I could just roll over and get a decent nights sleep. She went away on a hen weekend about a month ago, I wasnt looking forward to it as I thought we'd have a few issues. It couldnt be further from the truth as she must have decided to "man up" when she realised i was in charge and slept from 8-8 both nights. The thing is, now she's decided her Mums pish craic and wont settle when her Mum puts her down and if she wakes up, i have to get up. I have tasted my own medicine, and it is bitter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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