Swarley Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Lager is shite Burn the witch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC13 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 What is that writing beneath your name on the app. I don't see it on the web but it's there when you click on someone's profile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Burn the witch Can't beat a Apple juice when you go to the pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Can't beat a Apple juice when you go to the pub.Ffs, someone get a match 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Anyone used mobiles.co.uk before? Quite a few terrible reviews kicking about but most seem to be relating to cash back deals etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Years ago, yes. Had no problems whatsoever. It was just a phone on contract though - no rewards/cashback incentives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Years ago, yes. Had no problems whatsoever. It was just a phone on contract though - no rewards/cashback incentives. Yeah it would be phone for the missus's Christmas so no incentives. It's a good bit cheaper than vodafone directly even with a staff discount so might such go for it. Cheers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellfan09 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Anyone used mobiles.co.uk before? Quite a few terrible reviews kicking about but most seem to be relating to cash back deals etc. Its part of the Carphone Warehouse so its legit. Was going to order myself when I upgraded last month, but ended up finding a deal on the CW website anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 I've had two phones from them, neither have lasted until the end of their guarantee. And if you think they'll help you get it sorted because it's under guarantee, you'd be wrong. The free Wii U that came with the phone is dynamite though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Has anybody ever snapped their banjo string? I was speaking to somebody last night that had done it, it sounds horrific. I think it would put me off riding for life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 4 times. The third time it healed very strangely and I had to think about getting it lopped off. The fourth time it snapped, it healed well and now back to normal. The worst part is trying to have a wash whilst it's healing. Pishing can be sore too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Let's just pretend this banjo string snapping isn't a thing, shall we? I did 'snap' my cock in the middle once, due to some over-enthusiastic on-top bouncing action. Only hurt for a second when it happened, and it was still hard, but in two pieces with a floppy portion in the middle. Absolutely bizarre, and I may not have been actually screaming in terror, but my brain certainly was. Went back to normal once the blood drained and the whole thing went floppy again. You can be bloody sure I got it hard again immediately to check. I've read a couple of things since about guys who've had this happen and it's taken a long time to mend, so thank you Jesus/Yahweh/Allah/Flying Spaghetti Monster! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Not sure what would be worse. Snapping your banjo string or stuffing beads up your arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Let's just pretend this banjo string snapping isn't a thing, shall we? I did 'snap' my cock in the middle once, due to some over-enthusiastic on-top bouncing action. Only hurt for a second when it happened, and it was still hard, but in two pieces with a floppy portion in the middle. Absolutely bizarre, and I may not have been actually screaming in terror, but my brain certainly was. Went back to normal once the blood drained and the whole thing went floppy again. You can be bloody sure I got it hard again immediately to check. I've read a couple of things since about guys who've had this happen and it's taken a long time to mend, so thank you Jesus/Yahweh/Allah/Flying Spaghetti Monster! Just another day in the wacky life of Dave! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Well I won't be reading this thread for a while 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 I'm utterly terrified of it happening tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Has anybody ever snapped their banjo string? I was speaking to somebody last night that had done it, it sounds horrific. I think it would put me off riding for life. Happened to my mate but rather than go to a&e he put on 4 pairs of pants in the hope of that stopping the blood flow but said all 4 pairs were covered in blood within minutes. I can't remember what he ended up doing so I'll just make up that it healed awkwardly and his helmet is at right angles to the shaft and is fused to his balls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Fucking hell, come on here for a light bit of reading on a Sunday afternoon to read about c***s snapping their banjos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Just another day in the wacky life of Dave! I'll fax over an affidavit signed by the film crew forthwith! (I'm a master at forging signatures) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 I'll fax over an affidavit signed by the film crew forthwith! (I'm a master at forging signatures) I will examine it thoroughly. Very thoroughly. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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