welshbairn Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 5 minutes ago, throbber said: I don't have a toilet roll holder and just leave the roll on top of the cistern. We've just got one of these, takes 4 or 5 rolls. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Apollo-Beechwood-Toilet-Roll-Storage-Holder-Stand-50cm-/381569611556 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I don't like taking toilet roll from a holder, I don't know why. If the toilet roll is on the holder I remove it and take the paper off and occasionally when I am done I forget to put it back on the holder and leave it on the floor. That's all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Swarley said: Is this acceptable behaviour in your house? Should I be seeking legal advice for a divorce? Edit to add : yes I know, horrible tiles but they were there when we bought the house and we've now sold so meh! Was your old house a Spanish prison? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Swarley said: Is this acceptable behaviour in your house? Should I be seeking legal advice for a divorce? Edit to add : yes I know, horrible tiles but they were there when we bought the house and we've now sold so meh! I didn't think you needed toilet paper in Australia with all these koala bears about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 2 hours ago, Swarley said: Is this acceptable behaviour in your house? Should I be seeking legal advice for a divorce? Edit to add : yes I know, horrible tiles but they were there when we bought the house and we've now sold so meh! I'm amazed that the spare isn't covered in pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I'm amazed that the spare isn't covered in pish. Her aim isn't that bad! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 This last week I've been really hitting the bevy, as anyone ever done a drinks diary to see how much they've been on it? Think I might do one this week. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 5 minutes ago, Grim O'Grady said: This last week I've been really hitting the bevy, as anyone ever done a drinks diary to see how much they've been on it? Think I might do one this week. Grimbo The major problem with this is that if you're drinking so much that it necessitates keeping a "drinks diary", then you probably won't remember exactly how much you've been putting away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I could do a video diary, start off all steady then end up having a love-in with the pint by the end of the sesh? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 This last week I've been really hitting the bevy, as anyone ever done a drinks diary to see how much they've been on it? Think I might do one this week. Grimbo You should start an "online" P&B drink diary thread. It would keep Throbber busy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 19 minutes ago, Grim O'Grady said: This last week I've been really hitting the bevy, as anyone ever done a drinks diary to see how much they've been on it? Think I might do one this week. Grimbo Grizzles, you are not slow to tell us what, when and where you are drinking. Simply review your own P&B musings and you'll find you are already keeping a diary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I can't seem to warm up at the moment. Any chance of the mods unbanning the sheep shagging layabout Mozza as I need some electric blanket advice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I can't seem to warm up at the moment. Any chance of the mods unbanning the sheep shagging layabout Mozza as I need some electric blanket advice? I sense he is with us, if not in vegetarian form, certainly spiritually! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 20 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Grizzles, you are not slow to tell us what, when and where you are drinking. Simply review your own P&B musings and you'll find you are already keeping a diary. Shands that only tells me where I've been not how much I've supped. I like DiBbler's idea, an online alky's club, Throbber for President, Kinky for chair/table/floor. I'll be the secretary. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 3 hours ago, Rugster said: I don't like taking toilet roll from a holder, I don't know why. If the toilet roll is on the holder I remove it and take the paper off and occasionally when I am done I forget to put it back on the holder and leave it on the floor. That's all. You're still a b*****d. I don't know why she puts up with your cold toast and toilet roll habits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 1 hour ago, throbber said: My girlfriend guilt tripped me into saying i wouldn't drink for 2 weeks as i had a skin full yesterday. Will probably last until Friday. Are you having erectile difficulties? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, Grim O'Grady said: This last week I've been really hitting the bevy, as anyone ever done a drinks diary to see how much they've been on it? Think I might do one this week. Grimbo I did once. Make sure you include comments like "Never again !!" and "Didn't need the last pint !" and "What was I thinking !!!!" If it averages more than 40 exclamation marks in a week - then you have a problem. Edited October 24, 2016 by Fullerene 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, throbber said: Absolutely not, she is just getting sick of my boozing habits. Don't let this chip chaser boss you around 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Monday morning is probably the ideal tip to not be drinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 10 hours ago, Swarley said: Is this acceptable behaviour in your house? Should I be seeking legal advice for a divorce? Edit to add : yes I know, horrible tiles but they were there when we bought the house and we've now sold so meh! Grounds for never putting the pan seat down again and for leaving the cap off the toothpaste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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