Shandon Par Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Alan Stubbs said: What's the going rate for a house cleaner? I'm moving next week and I really, really can't be fucked with the big moving out clean. They'll be very busy in Edinburgh at this find of year so I wouldn't leave it too long to try and find someone. My cleaner and her hubby do end of tenancy/move out cleans as well as regular cleaning. Can send you her number if you want? A two bed place would be about £90 (add or subtract a bit depending on the size of the place). £30-£40 a carpet if they need cleaned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 her hubby Mods, plz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 I find hubby easier to say. "husband" sounds like I'm doing a Nelson Mandela impression. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, Tynieness said: Well if you want to be the Baberton Brawlpar you will have to come out with better stuff than hubby. Apologies, I will try and erase that phrase from my lexicon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 1 hour ago, SweeperDee said: £20/25 for the hour? Can't imagine it'll be much more than that. If it was my place it would take a week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Stubbs Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 (edited) 4 hours ago, SweeperDee said: £20/25 for the hour? Can't imagine it'll be much more than that. 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: They'll be very busy in Edinburgh at this find of year so I wouldn't leave it too long to try and find someone. My cleaner and her hubby do end of tenancy/move out cleans as well as regular cleaning. Can send you her number if you want? A two bed place would be about £90 (add or subtract a bit depending on the size of the place). £30-£40 a carpet if they need cleaned. Cheers. Good point on time of the year. I'll have a scout about and try calling folk asap. If you could send us their details, that would be appreciated SP. 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: If it was my place it would take a week. There's a bit of that going on here, going to take more than an hour anyway. Edited August 27, 2016 by Alan Stubbs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 13 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I find hubby easier to say. "husband" sounds like I'm doing a Nelson Mandela impression. Shands, Shandy, Shandon Par (it is Sunday), you were my favourite poster (this week) until that faux pas, not sure if there's a way back. I couldn't be more disappointed if Aiden had given me a piece of unhelpful information. Paranoid Android is now wearing your hat in my world, with the Cardinal hanging on his coat tails. PA enjoy the caravan. G-Bo(re) -6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Just now, Grim O'Grady said: Shands, Shandy, Shandon Par (it is Sunday), you were my favourite poster (this week) until that faux pas, not sure if there's a way back. I couldn't be more disappointed if Aiden had given me a piece of unhelpful information. Paranoid Android is now wearing your hat in my world, with the Cardinal hanging on his coat tails. PA enjoy the caravan. G-Bo(re) Word of warning Lethal Grizzle - that paranoid android likes his biscuits in the fridge. If he invites you round for a Viscount I suggest you keep your wits about you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Word of warning Lethal Grizzle - that paranoid android likes his biscuits in the fridge. If he invites you round for a Viscount I suggest you keep your wits about you. I'm thinking of trying refrigerated biscuits anyway. I'm off to speak to Aiden the helpful (c**t) if he thinks it will enhance my reputation, by gawd it could do with an overhaul. G-Bo(re) ETA I've still got a few of my own teeth despite Miley's portrayal of me. "auld", Seething. No refrigerated Viscount biscuit will break me or my teeth. -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 I'm thinking of trying refrigerated biscuits anyway. I'm off to speak to Aiden the helpful (c**t) if he thinks it will enhance my reputation, by gawd it could do with an overhaul. G-Bo(re) ETA I've still got a few of my own teeth despite Miley's portrayal of me. "auld", Seething. No refrigerated Viscount biscuit will break me or my teeth. Please don't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 I know many will be quickly shoot me down as brand lager isn't a popular thing on here. However, quick straw poll between you guys (Would have started a 'beer olympics' but anyways) - Grolsch or Heineken - what would you rather? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Ludo*1 said: I know many will be quickly shoot me down as brand lager isn't a popular thing on here. However, quick straw poll between you guys (Would have started a 'beer olympics' but anyways) - Grolsch or Heineken - what would you rather? If it's a straight choice between the two, then Heineken. Grolsch is utterly ganting. Plus it has the added downside of reminding me of awful fashion fads of my youth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Grolsch tastes better and also has the flip-open bottles. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, vikingTON said: Grolsch tastes better and also has the flip-open bottles. ^^^ Still wears them on his shoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Beer that tastes good >>> Stupid bottle opening gimmicks marketed at morons Being too thick to grasp the entirety of the post you quoted = standard fail from a shit-flinging, bigoted simpleton like yourself. Better luck next time. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 13 hours ago, Grim O'Grady said: Paranoid Android is now wearing your hat in my world, with the Cardinal hanging on his coat tails. PA enjoy the caravan. 13 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Word of warning Lethal Grizzle - that paranoid android likes his biscuits in the fridge. If he invites you round for a Viscount I suggest you keep your wits about you. Ok - what the f**k is going on here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 5 hours ago, 8MileBU said: Too thick to realise this ^^^ was the point of my post. A swing & a miss from VLt. what a time to be alive. G-Bo(re) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 5 hours ago, paranoid android said: Ok - what the f**k is going on here? Just get the kettle on & you know how I like my Viscounts. G-Bo(re) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Just get the kettle on & you know how I like my Viscounts. G-Bo(re) Viscount Biscuits refrigerated, Viscount Grants crispy, yes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, Aidan said: Viscount Biscuits refrigerated, Viscount Grants crispy, yes? Aidan the helpful (c) yes. "Crispy"? Wtf Aidy have you been schooled by Skidmarks? off on a T... I've got a rental car & I'm driving up to Edinburgh from Manchester (well it's just before Manc tbh but that's not important), now should I come off the M74 at Abbington & take the A702 through Biggar etc or continue up the M74 & cross over to the M8 to get back to Ed? G-Bo(re) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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