Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 6 hours ago, Dee Man said: Cruise control is the tits. I join the Tonkin Highway 5 mins after leaving my house, stick the CC on at 100km/h and only slow down once for an 80km/h bend during my 30 minute commute as the roads are quiet on my way to shitenift. I reckon I must save a fair bit of fuel compared to having my foot on the accelerator the whole way. I've mentioned before, the only problem is when you are in traffic you notice how much other drivers speed fluctuates wildly while just driving in a straight line. Drivers of cars with cruise control fitted but not using it on free-flowing roads should be given the electric chair. I’ve got adaptive cruise control and lane assist. Can basically go to sleep on a motorway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 (edited) Sometimes in America you see one car overtaking another at a painfully slow rate because their cruise control is 1 mph faster. Edited September 5, 2020 by Fullerene 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 On a long drive sometimes I'll adjust the speed with the cruise control, is that damaging to the car in any way? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 7 hours ago, Dee Man said: Cruise control is the tits. I join the Tonkin Highway 5 mins after leaving my house, stick the CC on at 100km/h and only slow down once for an 80km/h bend during my 30 minute commute as the roads are quiet on my way to shitenift. I reckon I must save a fair bit of fuel compared to having my foot on the accelerator the whole way. There are urban myths of Australian road trains where they lock the steering wheel, switch on the cruise control and then take a nap. Not sure if any are true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Shandön Par said: I’ve got adaptive cruise control and lane assist. Can basically go to sleep on a motorway. My boss has a Tesla and I have 2 stories. 1. He was showing off about it and going to drive from Manchester "without touching the steering wheel" the following week. The next day in the news, somebody in USA was doing this and drove out in front of an 18 wheeler and died instantly. He never attempted the steer-less drive, shitehouse. 2. We were on a customer site visit and he was, again, showing off about his car and how fantastic it is. He apparently did this time drive it there without steering and was amazed how quickly it got him to Uddingston. There were some company execs over from Germany at the same time and hit him with "you think that's fast, we got here in X amount of time in our own learjet". Glorious, get back in your box. Edited September 5, 2020 by Mr. Alli 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 10 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: I’ve tried the cruise control a few times and I really don’t like it. Somehow makes me feel a bit queasy. Must be a control thing. I’ve tried to use it, but I find there’s too many c***s on the road and gave up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Fullerene said: There are urban myths of Australian road trains where they lock the steering wheel, switch on the cruise control and then take a nap. Not sure if any are true. Ross Noble claimed that he was driving a car in Australia and the satnav told him "Drive east for two days, then turn left." Given that he is a stand-up comedian I wouldn't be surprised to learn this isn't actually true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Fullerene said: There are urban myths of Australian road trains where they lock the steering wheel, switch on the cruise control and then take a nap. Not sure if any are true. Check this shit out from just a couple of weeks ago. I don't know what's worse, what he's doing or his honking patter. https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/motoring/idiot-truckie-films-himself-speeding-from-passenger-seat-noone-behind-the-wheel/news-story/f028a30d7fcc77bf5e6e1f191a5c7779 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 Who is that in Dr Cements avatars? I am sure she was in a cookery programme but it is driving me even madder than trying to remember anything about the Periodic Table. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 3 hours ago, GordonD said: Ross Noble claimed that he was driving a car in Australia and the satnav told him "Drive east for two days, then turn left." Given that he is a stand-up comedian I wouldn't be surprised to learn this isn't actually true. Obviously it is true. If you drive east of Perth, Australia for two days and then turn right, you will end up the sea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 6 hours ago, Perkin Flump said: Who is that in Dr Cements avatars? I am sure she was in a cookery programme but it is driving me even madder than trying to remember anything about the Periodic Table. It's that Psycho Girlfriend lassie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: It's that Psycho Girlfriend lassie. Well that narrows it down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 6 minutes ago, Perkin Flump said: Well that narrows it down. It's a character she does. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 20 minutes ago, Perkin Flump said: Well that narrows it down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: I have no idea but I feel like I do, therein lies my problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 Just now, Perkin Flump said: I have no idea but I feel like I do, therein lies my problem. Get with the memes (From about 10 years ago), grandad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Get with the memes (From about 10 years ago), grandad. That might be where the vague recognition comes in, tbf I watched most of an episode of 8 out 10 Cats before realising that the person billed as Natalie Cassidy was a parody. I just thought she looked a bit ill. Edited September 5, 2020 by Perkin Flump splleing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Perkin Flump said: That might be where the vague recognition comes in, tbf I watched most of an episode of 8 out 10 Cats before realising that the person billed as Natalie Cassidy was a parody. I just thought she looked a bit ill. Who? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Perkin Flump said: That might be where the vague recognition comes in, tbf I watched most of an episode of 8 out 10 Cats before realising that the person billed as Natalie Cassidy was a parody. I just thought she looked a bit ill. That was Morgana Robinson, who is actually a bit of a wid. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Mark Connolly said: That was Morgana Robinson, who is actually a bit of a wid. A bit of the cut the arse out of your trousers look there but definitely wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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