invergowrie arab Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 4 hours ago, Ludo*1 said: What is the app that people use that shows where they've run their daft wee 5km? Going for a stroll later on and would be interested in having my walk detailed (Don't care about distances/times etc). Walking in the shape of a dick on the map type post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Anybody remember Whigfield? Dee Dee doh da da 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 5 hours ago, Shandon Par said: There are loads. Strava seems a popular one with folk in a group or runners, cyclists etc. I use Runkeeper. You can set the voice to "Mademoiselle". She says stuff like "ooh-la-la you were fast" or "think of all the pains au chocolat you can eat now" as you reach certain distances. At the end you get a map and all the details you could need in terms of elevation, time splits etc. Is there an Officer Crabtree setting? "You 'ave pissed your fatness test" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 8 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Is there an Officer Crabtree setting? "You 'ave pissed your fatness test" That would probably be “Your Conscience” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: That would probably be “Your Conscience” I presume "Boston fan" is some yank and not a bumpkin from Lincolnshire Edited May 18, 2020 by tamthebam None whatever 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I presume "Boston fan" is some yank and not a bumpkin from Lincolnshire No idea. I’ve never been unfaithful to Mademoiselle since downloading her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I presume "Boston fan" is some yank and not a bumpkin from Lincolnshire It'll be Cliff Clavin boring the f**k out of you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 5 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Endomondo is also pretty good. In your endomondo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Anybody remember Whigfield? Slightly ruined by the fact she hasn’t taken in her washing or out the lawnmower away. Lazy cow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, mathematics said: Slightly ruined by the fact she hasn’t taken in her washing or out the lawnmower away. Lazy cow. Probably just trimmed the back garden. Edited May 18, 2020 by Melanius Mullarkey 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Anybody remember Whigfield? Sure I met her on a Saturday night.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Anybody remember Whigfield? She's a wid but that stupid dance mainly birds do to "Saturday night" is a petty thing that gets on my nerves (wrong thread I know) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Anybody remember Whigfield? Needs more cosmetic surgery IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 7 hours ago, Dee Man said: Needs more cosmetic surgery IMO. As if you wouldn’t . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 All over it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: As if you wouldn’t . At no time did I insinuate that I wouldn't. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 13 minutes ago, Dee Man said: At no time did I insinuate that I wouldn't. Just checking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 16 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Anybody remember Whigfield? I'm suddenly more interested in the Transformers reboot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 16 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Anybody remember Whigfield? 10 hours ago, Dee Man said: Needs more cosmetic surgery IMO. File under: Looks better from a distance but obviously still wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 File under: Looks better from a distance but obviously still wid.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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