Dee Man Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 6 hours ago, Mortar Bored said: Does anyone know Sebu's address? I do, but you're not getting it. Classified information. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Revenue Scotland website.. To make a password it has to comply with... Passwords must conform to the following rules: 1. The password must not contain the word password or any variant. 2. The password must not contain a word found in the dictionary. 3. The password must contain at least one number. 4. The password must contain at least one special character . 5. The password must contain an upper and a lower case character. 6. The password must be between 9 and 12 characters in length. Can anyone think of a password that would work? Sorry for being late to the party and also *srs* but my recurring solution is to pick one of my da's old car registration nos. @KHS134v! It's a bitch tho that the old boy got a new company car every 3 years. Takes me up to 5 attempts but at least i understand the format...Sort code, account number and mothers maiden name to follow... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Anyone like ladyboys? A pile of these just landed on my desk.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Anyone like ladyboys? A pile of these just landed on my desk.. @sjc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Rugster said: @sjc @Günther surely? Edited July 22, 2016 by Savage Henry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 7 minutes ago, Rugster said: @sjc haha......it's a decent show btw. worth going to see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Anyone like ladyboys? A pile of these just landed on my desk.. Only half off? Mmm...think I'll wait until they've finished the procedure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 If you are on a tandem bicycle, are the chains linked?I guess what I'm asking is, if the front person is peddling like billy-o, could the rear rider just let the peddles carry their feet round and make it look like they were putting effort in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 8 minutes ago, Mortar Bored said: If you are on a tandem bicycle, are the chains linked? I guess what I'm asking is, if the front person is peddling like billy-o, could the rear rider just let the peddles carry their feet round and make it look like they were putting effort in? Yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 Yes. Thanks. If I'm ever on one, which is highly unlikely, I'll make sure I am on the rear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 Is the road between Bishopbriggs and Kirkintilloch a 40 or a 60? Yes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 39 minutes ago, Allan Jacobsen said: Is the road between Bishopbriggs and Kirkintilloch a 40 or a 60? It certainly used to be a 60 from the roundabout at the retail park until just before Adamslie Park. Not making you any guarantees though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 Suppose I deserved that.What is the maximum speed one can legally attain on the aforementioned road? As far as I am aware, it's the legal maximum limit for single carriageway outwith built up areas, which would be 60 mph.However, if I was driving that road, I'd pay attention to the big, round, red edged signs telling me what the limit was, I've found those to be a fair indication. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 No round signs on the road, dear boy. You seem a bit nippy. Have you not had your chips today? Assuming you're the man who has an unnatural obsession with chips. I apologise, and yes, no lovely deep fried potato goodness in my system today, that's probably why I'm such a grumpy fella. If there are no round signs, then travel at the national speed limit for single carriageway. 60 mph.Mmmmmm. Chips 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Mozzamozza said: "Landed on my desk". Hmmm. The hoops I had to go through for those tickets.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 I may have asked this before, but I don't remember the answer(s). Is there an appropriate way for a man to inform a strange woman that her top has progressed past the 'slightly sheer' stage and has arrived at the point where anybody can count her Montgomery's tubercles? I can't think of one that would avoid the withering, accusatory look so familiar to we perverts, but surely she would want to know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 If the phrase 'Mum how many times do I have to tell you' has not worked in the past I don't see it helping this time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 How do you know that my mum is strange? I demand answers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: How do you know that my mum is strange? I demand answers. Perhaps she has some charm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: How do you know that my mum is strange? I demand answers. We've seen you post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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