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1 minute ago, grumswall said:

Anyone any advice on getting rid of hundreds of ants in the garden?

Tried powder, spray and those wee traps you get but just went out and there was hundreds just going mental all over the place.

Thankfully we shouldn't be here too much longer as our landlord is useless.

You're using the wrong traps.

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2 hours ago, grumswall said:

Anyone any advice on getting rid of hundreds of ants in the garden?

Tried powder, spray and those wee traps you get but just went out and there was hundreds just going mental all over the place.

Thankfully we shouldn't be here too much longer as our landlord is useless.

My granny had the nickname "Antfinder General". She would boil the kettle and pour the hot water over them. Not sure how effective it was but she seemed to get a kick out of it.

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Anyone any advice on getting rid of hundreds of ants in the garden?

Tried powder, spray and those wee traps you get but just went out and there was hundreds just going mental all over the place.

Thankfully we shouldn't be here too much longer as our landlord is useless.


Get an anteater. Will clear up your problem within a day and they make the most affectionate, loving pets
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1 hour ago, Bobby Skidmarks said:

Grimbo could easily get a new job as an exterminator with a shite show on Bravo to boot.

Grim the Dog Hunter.

Just needs to call everybody "bro" and a wife with big tits to do the driving around Pilton.

Those things aren't just big, they look more dangerous to her health than anything else that appears on the show.

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My granny had the nickname "Antfinder General". She would boil the kettle and pour the hot water over them. Not sure how effective it was but she seemed to get a kick out of it.


Tried this aswell, think there's a big nest of them though so didn't work. Also tried doing bleach in boiling water which didn't work.

I wanted to get an ant eater but she wouldn't have it.

There's the odd one comes in but not alot so hopefully we get out of here before its a full blown riot.

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8 hours ago, grumswall said:


Tried this aswell, think there's a big nest of them though so didn't work. Also tried doing bleach in boiling water which didn't work.

I wanted to get an ant eater but she wouldn't have it.

There's the odd one comes in but not alot so hopefully we get out of here before its a full blown riot.
 

Salty water is the the thing, might be an old wives tale though.

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14 hours ago, grumswall said:

Anyone any advice on getting rid of hundreds of ants in the garden?

Tried powder, spray and those wee traps you get but just went out and there was hundreds just going mental all over the place.

Thankfully we shouldn't be here too much longer as our landlord is useless.

How about the Ozzy Osbourne method of getting rid of ants? Snort 'em. 

 

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Is their a way to sort out a seized handbrake without having access to both rear wheels? Or am I gonna have to organise a flatbed and a winch?


Been away for a couple of weeks holiday per chance? Used to happen all the time when I parked cars at the airport.

Start the engine, release the handbrake and alternately try to pull away in first and reverse, back and forth like a pendulum with ever increasing swings. Mechanically it seems a bit rough but 90% of the time you'll free it off. Or get a low loader, they'll take it away, do the same and charge you £180 for the privilege ...
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