Hedgecutter Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 After a few beers and some cask strength drams, I'm quite happy with this Kicking my legs about at ~1:20, mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 Gives you the same head buzz as a big sniff of poppers but without the loose anus I managed about 0.7 seconds. Once I got to the end of your post the whole thing seemed a bit pointless 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Anyone know what this is from? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 I think I made a gun out of one of those in a Fallout game. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Anyone know what this is from? Thomas the Tank Engine has seen better days... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Anyone know what this is from? It's A) The Warp drive from the Enterprise B) from a bodged together tank made from spare parts by the A Team C) The main power unit of a nine gear wanking machine or D) Some bit of rusty tractor engine that some sheepshagging fermer has left lying about 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 On 05/03/2021 at 23:28, Bert Raccoon said: Gives you the same head buzz as a big sniff of poppers but without the loose anus Is not Hamilton Accies' new marketing slogan as you still get the loose anus when watching them defend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Anyone know what this is from? Is it for sale on Facebook? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 15 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: Is it for sale on Facebook? Not yet... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 It looks a bit jiggered, either way. Stick it up on the shite freebies thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 (edited) Don't think I've ever clicked in this thread before and chuffed to see breath holding getting discussed. I got into this for about a week during lockdown after watching some David Blaine videos. Could get beyond 4 mins at one point. Edit: I've walked into a Melanius mattress joke ffs. Edited March 8, 2021 by Margaret Thatcher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 (edited) On 06/03/2021 at 07:29, ThatBoyRonaldo said: Closing your eyes helps yeah, plus 3 or 4 deep breaths before you start to settle yourself. It only really started to be a bit unpleasant for me once I got past the 2 minute mark. Looking up the world record I assumed it would have been about 5-6 minutes - these freedivers going for over 20 minutes without a breath is scary. The deep breaths don't just settle yourself, they expel all the sitting carbon dioxide in your lungs. You want to do that until you're feeling dizzy, then a deep breath and sit down or lie down. Even scratching your nose will use up oxygen to activate the muscles so just try to be as still as possible. Edited March 8, 2021 by Margaret Thatcher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 When jump starting a car, I have always gone + to + and - to -, I read a thing lastnight saying the black lead actually goes from - on the working battery to a bare piece of metal on the car to be jumped. Which is correct and why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 There is a chance of the battery exploding - might be a small chance but best to have the current going through the car/bike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 There is a chance of the battery exploding - might be a small chance but best to have the current going through the car/bike.So black lead clipped onto engine bay somewhere on the dead car is correct then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Yes. Your looking for an earth point - some bolt that is connected to the frame. As long as its not painted or covered in grease/oil. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Yes. Your looking for an earth point - some bolt that is connected to the frame. As long as its not painted or covered in grease/oil.Much obliged sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 25 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: When jump starting a car, I have always gone + to + and - to -, I read a thing lastnight saying the black lead actually goes from - on the working battery to a bare piece of metal on the car to be jumped. Which is correct and why? 7 minutes ago, MacDuffman said: There is a chance of the battery exploding - might be a small chance but best to have the current going through the car/bike. 6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 7 minutes ago, MacDuffman said: There is a chance of the battery exploding - might be a small chance but best to have the current going through the car/bike. So black lead clipped onto engine bay somewhere on the dead car is correct then? 3 minutes ago, MacDuffman said: Yes. Your looking for an earth point - some bolt that is connected to the frame. As long as its not painted or covered in grease/oil. My life savings on the fact that next time I'm doing a jump start, I remember this conversation having happened, but not the content of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Supplementary question - if you use the red lead for - to -, and black for + to +, does it have an unsavoury result, like the jump not working, or Clydebank getting back into the top 4 leagues, or whatever? TL;DR do the colours actually matter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Supplementary question - if you use the red lead for - to -, and black for + to +, does it have an unsavoury result, like the jump not working, or Clydebank getting back into the top 4 leagues, or whatever? TL;DR do the colours actually matter? Na they are just cables. A visual aid to prevent you fucking it up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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