Rugster Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Shandön Par said: Strange black mark has appeared on my palm. Is it stigmata? Bad AIDS? Too much masturbation? Was this after your audition for the blue man group? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Shandön Par said: Strange black mark has appeared on my palm. Is it stigmata? Bad AIDS? Too much masturbation? ^ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 13 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Splinter? Big Rat b*****d of a fifer you mean? Bairnardo at his Ooni. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Shandön Par said: Strange black mark has appeared on my palm. Is it stigmata? Bad AIDS? Too much masturbation? Spoiler BEAST!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: Bairnardo at his Ooni. No, Michelangelo. HTH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 Can anyone recommend a decent quality and adequate potato slicer/chipper. I get a bit pissed off doing it by hand and they end up all manner of different thickness etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 4 hours ago, Shandön Par said: Strange black mark has appeared on my palm. Is it stigmata? Bad AIDS? Too much masturbation? Yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 Can anyone recommend a decent quality and adequate potato slicer/chipper. Use a knife/its a fucking chippy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Use a knife/its a fucking chippy "Hello, I'm wondering if you sell a potato chippy" Naw it's no. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Mr. Alli said: "Hello, I'm wondering if you sell a potato chippy" Naw it's no. I was doing a play on the..... Ach never mind 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I was doing a play on the..... This isn't a time for jokes, bro. I am eating inferior quality chips due to poor knife play. One mushy chip away from just deep frying the whole tattie. Focus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 4 hours ago, Shandön Par said: Strange black mark has appeared on my palm. Is it stigmata? Bad AIDS? Too much masturbation? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Reveal hidden contents BEAST!! Keep pushing.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 4 hours ago, Shandön Par said: Strange black mark has appeared on my palm. Is it stigmata? Bad AIDS? Too much masturbation? They do say lying on your arm makes it feel like someone else's when chugging but you've taken that too far 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 15 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: This isn't a time for jokes, bro. I am eating inferior quality chips due to poor knife play. One mushy chip away from just deep frying the whole tattie. Focus. Sorry. Do you have a deep fryer then? Slightly jealous but couldnt have one for health reasons. I'd go way overboard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 4 hours ago, Shandön Par said: Strange black mark has appeared on my palm. Is it stigmata? Bad AIDS? Too much masturbation? Do you think they put 'danger of suffocation' warnings on those plastic bags just for the hell of it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Sorry. Do you have a deep fryer then? Slightly jealous but couldnt have one for health reasons. I'd go way overboard. Yes, I'm not too bad with it. Only really chips that I'll make once a week at most. Shit scared of attempting fresh fish or chicken 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 I'm be scared of getting home pished and hungry and setting the house on fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 9 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Do you think they put 'danger of suffocation' warnings on those plastic bags just for the hell of it? When I was about 3 years old my big brother used to give me plastic bags to play with, but he'd cunningly blotted out the warnings with a marker pen. I'm lucky to be alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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