Sergeant Wilson Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The Yorkshire tea hat is putting me off. You'd ride the thing with the hole behind her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 51 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: FFS Funny way to spell wid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 4 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: @Fullerene Redundancy after X years with MI6. The Official Secrets Act forbids me to divulge any details. Yes I can see that and before that Y years with MI5 which I can't ask about either. However I did spot a 6 week gap in between the two jobs where you do not appear to have been doing anything. What is that all about? Makes me wonder about your work commitment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You'd ride the thing with the hole behind her. No comment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 To any NE Fife posters, is the snack bar outside Guardbridge on the St Andrews road still open? Thanks in advance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: What is the point of tv vicars like Richard Coles and the midget wifie one? Ok youre on the telly but why are they always in the vicar gear? Do they think they’re promoting the church and vicar shite? Baffling. The late great Reverend Frank Campbell was a linesman in the East of Scotland League and a minister in the Borders. I'm sure he used to turn up to games in his dog collar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 Job at Curry's (PC World) where I believe a basic grasp of Latin is essential.Caveat emptor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 Is it too early in the year to buy a geranium? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 Is it too early in the year to buy a geranium?Stunned if this doesn't turn out that you have wildly misunderstood what a geranium is...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 13 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 22 minutes ago, throbber said: Is it too early in the year to buy a geranium? Stunned if this doesn't turn out that you have wildly misunderstood what a geranium is...... I’m meaning for my garden to bring a bit of colour to it as I’m aware b and q is open. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 17 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: What is the point of tv vicars like Richard Coles and the midget wifie one? Ok youre on the telly but why are they always in the vicar gear? Do they think they’re promoting the church and vicar shite? Baffling. Was listening to Richard Coles in some programme and when doing his vicar application he got pulled up (easy now) as he was the first ever applicant to tick the yes box where it asked if you’ve ever taken drugs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 3 hours ago, Shandon Par Decorator said: Was listening to Richard Coles in some programme and when doing his vicar application he got pulled up (easy now) as he was the first ever applicant to tick the yes box where it asked if you’ve ever taken drugs. My old Aunty Mary met Richard Coles during his Communards phase and said he was a bit of an arsehole even then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 41 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My old Aunty Mary met Richard Coles during his Communards phase and said he was a bit of an arsehole even then. You should hear what he says about her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 52 minutes ago, Shandon Par Decorator said: You should hear what he says about her. About her what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: About her what? Her canary. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My old Aunty Mary met Richard Coles during his Communards phase and said he was a bit of an arsehole even then. I had a great aunt Mary and she was the scariest woman I ever met. Lived in Berwick and had a one eyed son called Jimmy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 20 minutes ago, Rugster said: had a one eyed son called Jimmy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 12 hours ago, Rugster said: I had a great aunt Mary and she was the scariest woman I ever met. Lived in Berwick and had a one eyed son called Jimmy. Shame you phrased it that way. If you'd said she had a son with one eye called Jimmy, we could have asked what the other eye was called. On second thoughts, maybe just as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 What's the longest time for a pish you've ever had? I clocked one last night at around the minute mark but there have definitely been much, much longer pishes in the past. One in particular arriving outside Tynecastle on a supporters bus must have in hindsight lasted 3-4 minutes. Which sounds a bit scary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 Dundee had Gretna at Hampden and I was in a car (I can't pish in front of folk) and took a wrong turn. Ended up going over speed bumps etc somewhere. Had to run into Asda (?) near the ground and it was both the most painful and longest running pish I've ever endured. Never again, I'd rather just pish myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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