Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 18 minutes ago, Kennboy1978 said: Currently work with a guy who used to run home from Hamilton to Motherwell. He told me he was running home the night before and was caught short and shat himself. He stopped to clean his arse in a puddle in Strathclyde Park and carried on. Shat himself once again just before getting home. This time whe cleaned himself up with his boxers. He drives to work now. Puddle drinkers: BE A WEAR. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 When working in construction i would get dirty most days so would shower when i got in and not in the morning, if i was working in the office environment i would probably shower in the morning before work and wouldnt feel the need to shower in the evening when i got in from work. Do you smell worse than that guy who works/sleeps with your bird? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 No - I'm very hygienic and don't sweat very much. All fat people smell, it's one of the reasons they should be banned from public places. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 The streets of Scotland would be deserted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 The streets of Scotland should be desserted. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 What a hurtful thing to say. I'm with you on this fatty! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Talking of stinky things, I wore (and am currently wearing) a scarf for the first time this winter. The one in question is fairly lightweight and had been hanging up over summer but smells like a tramp has been wearing it. I can't read the care instructions/don't know what they mean. 50% Linen, 50% cashmere. My instincts tell me it would get fucked in the washing machine but dry cleaning a scarf seems like Caligula levels of largesse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I got thrown out a pub in Dundee as I was coming out the toilet at 11pm on Saturday and I've still got absolutely no idea why. Very bizarre considering I walked into the union at 12pm still remembering and knowing what I was doing. That did quickly change though. Suppose what I'm trying to say, is that Dundee is a strange place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Pikey Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 (edited) Mind that film with Michael Douglas film where his car breaks down and his day just goes to shit. Well i'm having a similar day. Some Korean's shop is getting wasted wae a baseball bat Edited October 24, 2016 by Mr Pikey i'm having a mare 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Mind that film with Michael Douglas film where his car breaks down and his day just goes to shit. Well i'm having a similar day. Some Korean's shop is getting wasted wae a baseball bat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 R.I.P. Bobby Vee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I keep getting notifications every time someone posts in the PTTGOYN topic. It's extremely annoying as I've no idea how to stop it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 4 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: I keep getting notifications every time someone posts in the PTTGOYN topic. It's extremely annoying as I've no idea how to stop it. ^^^PTTGOYN thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 ^^^PTTGOYN thread for this pish. Aye that was my intention but I didn't want any more notifications. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 ^^^ Hadn't put cock away IMO Here was me thinking that was just Dundee etiquette. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I got thrown out a pub in Dundee as I was coming out the toilet at 11pm on Saturday and I've still got absolutely no idea why. Very bizarre considering I walked into the union at 12pm still remembering and knowing what I was doing. That did quickly change though. Suppose what I'm trying to say, is that Dundee is a strange place. You must have sobered up over the 13 hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Talking of stinky things, I wore (and am currently wearing) a scarf for the first time this winter. The one in question is fairly lightweight and had been hanging up over summer but smells like a tramp has been wearing it. I can't read the care instructions/don't know what they mean. 50% Linen, 50% cashmere. My instincts tell me it would get fucked in the washing machine but dry cleaning a scarf seems like Caligula levels of largesse. My lassies have cashmere scarves/jumpers. I hand wash them in the sink using a wool/delicates soap. Rinse them well. Squeeze them out but don't wring them then lay them flat on 2 or 3 layers of towels. My kitchen has underfloor heating so they are dry in the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeadowArab Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Talking of stinky things, I wore (and am currently wearing) a scarf for the first time this winter. The one in question is fairly lightweight and had been hanging up over summer but smells like a tramp has been wearing it. I can't read the care instructions/don't know what they mean. 50% Linen, 50% cashmere. My instincts tell me it would get fucked in the washing machine but dry cleaning a scarf seems like Caligula levels of largesse. Just put it in the washing machine on a cold wash. That's what I do with my wool jacket and it comes out clean and not shrunken 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Life and death is a roller coaster. Dreamworld: Three killed on Australian theme park ride. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-37759162 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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