Jmothecat2 Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 I went to a meeting this morning for people who suffer from premature ejaculation, but it turned out its scheduled for tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 30 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: Except at Firhill a few years ago! Oh aye, forgot about that. It was shite and I hated it. Never finished it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 5 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I liked the results of this NASA study on caffeine's effect on Spiders: Fair play to the scientists for managing to get a spider to smoke a joint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Fair play to the scientists for managing to get a spider to smoke a joint. Well they do have 8 arms. They should have slipped the spider some ecstasy, crack and heroin so Terry the tarantula could have really enjoyed himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 I don't mind tea, I have a cup or two a day, but coffee is considerably better. More versatile, tastes better, smells better, contains more caffeine, drank by cooler people and it's just generally better. Hot drink racist. Doesn't even mention hot chocolate and really loathes tea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 The diving produced by England's women's team tonight is incredible. Ashley Young would be proud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 The diving produced by England's women's team tonight is incredible. Ashley Young would be proud. English players don't dive, silly. They're "clever" or "cute", some "felt the contact and went down". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Is this the same woman's team who's march to glory and stardom was plotted by that horsey burd for all to see and who've now just fallen on their collective arses? Also women's football is utter pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 42 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: The diving produced by England's women's team tonight is incredible. Ashley Young would be proud. There's nothing wrong with a woman that goes down easily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Jaffo Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 There's nothing wrong with a woman that goes down easily. You want to have a word with my fucking wife 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Just now, somerset_lad00 said: You want to have a word with my fucking wife How many have you got? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Jaffo Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 How many have you got? Just the oneI've not married the othersWeddings are extortionate these days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Just now, somerset_lad00 said: Just the one I've not married the others Weddings are extortionate these days I see, I thought you had different ones for various tasks, a fucking wife, a housework wife, and so on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Jaffo Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 I see, I thought you had different ones for various tasks, a fucking wife, a housework wife, and so on. It's an interesting prospect now that I think about it. The one I've got can barely do one of those things so I'll maybe introduce a new female to the household. Dunno how the weans will react to it though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 I see, I thought you had different ones for various tasks, a fucking wife, a housework wife, and so on. WashingIroningFuckingEtcetera 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 The diving produced by England's women's team tonight is incredible. Ashley Young would be proud. Peter Houston has offered a few of them terms already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 It's my brothers birthday and he's not into buying or receiving gifts now, he's gone all middle class on me. So I've bought him some shite to brighten his day, 16 wee pink pots of bubbles, 6 gliders painted up as ww2 planes and 20 rubber ducks. That'll teach the fucker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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