throbber Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 The shower has been throughly scrubbed now thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, Tynieness said: And what would be the odds on escaping the weird world of Throbber alive? I would break your legs and keep you prisoner and force you to listen to me read excerpts from my book of short stories entitled "Vignettes of domestic life" on a daily basis until one of us dies from old age. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 14 minutes ago, throbber said: The shower has been throughly scrubbed now thank you. photos or gtf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 It's time to start the 3000 or so tasks that have been allocated for me today. I'm considering starting my own cleaning business as I'm a fucking expert at it now. Now if only I had a client group to start with... [mention=68117]Bairnardo[/mention] Cut my grapes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Sorry to hear that Tynieness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Yeah Tynieness, that's a bit shit.☹️ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 My sympathies, Tynieness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 The SDL Are marching in Perth, or they would be if their coach hadn't been chased off by protesters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Really sorry to hear that Tynieness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Dropped my phone and it landed flat on its face on the bathroom floor and the screens absolutely fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Dropped my phone and it landed flat on its face on the bathroom floor and the screens absolutely fucked. I really hope it didn't affect the tiling? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 I really hope it didn't affect the tiling? No that's fine. I actually can't believe it broke in the bathroom considering it has fallen out my pocket on building sites and down flights of concrete stairs before and been ok! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Yeah, I drunkenly arrived in my apartment block on Jan 1st a couple of years ago, pulled my phone out my pocket to check the time and it slipped out my hand and dropped down the gap between the lift & terra firma. It fell 3 floors, I asked the security guard & the wee cleaner guy to retrieve it, which they did. Not a scratch on it.Cue, January 3rd when I knocked it off my very low coffee table and it looked like a spider had orgasmed silk over the screen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: Yeah, I drunkenly arrived in my apartment block on Jan 1st a couple of years ago, pulled my phone out my pocket to check the time and it slipped out my hand and dropped down the gap between the lift & terra firma. It fell 3 floors, I asked the security guard & the wee cleaner guy to retrieve it, which they did. Not a scratch on it. Cue, January 3rd when I knocked it off my very low coffee table and it looked like a spider had orgasmed silk over the screen. Its because it landed so flat in its face it cracked, i was taking a shit and placed the phone face down on the edge of the sink (stupid i know) and it fell straight down with no rotation whatsoever and made such a flat slapping sound. I knew i was in trouble right away. Im going to get a new one tomorrow anyway as I'm due an upgrade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 You gonna go for the Nokia 3310? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Just now, Brother Blades said: You gonna go for the Nokia 3310? I bet that wouldnt break so easily anyway! Maybe just an i phone 7. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 I bet that wouldnt break so easily anyway! Maybe just an i phone 7. Wait for the 8. Out here in Dubai already, bought one last week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Life is a c**t. Hope they get your old man well juiced up on the good stuff, Tynieness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Just now, Brother Blades said: Wait for the 8. Out here in Dubai already, bought one last week. Good shout, the 8 is released on Tuesday! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: Dropped my phone and it landed flat on its face on the bathroom floor and the screens absolutely fucked. Did that getting out of a taxi whilst on holiday a couple of month back. Haven't got round to getting it fixed yet through sheer laziness. Everything still works fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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