Rugster Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 11 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: I think we've got a hit single here. Certainly sounds better than any pish Morrisey has released. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Does every c**t go abroad wearing a Ralph Lauren polo shirt, making me feel slightly ashamed wearing primarks finest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 15 minutes ago, throbber said: Euromillions jackpot is £169m tonight in case anyone was unaware. Hopefully they'll give you your winnings in coppers if you hit the jackpot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: I remember when the Scottish couple won with a similar amount there were statistics about how much cash/coins you would need if you wanted all the money in cash. I'm not sure just how far the coppers would reach but i remember if you were to take it out in £50 notes and stack them on top of each other it would be about the height of big ben. You've done a good sales job here. Don't think I've bought a lottery ticket before but might give it a go. Is it easy enough? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 You've done a good sales job here. Don't think I've bought a lottery ticket before but might give it a go. Is it easy enough? It’s pretty straightforward if you’re a fully functioning adult human, yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Euromillions jackpot is £169m tonight in case anyone was unaware. Thanks throbber. You’ve inspired me to go to the gym before playing badminton, just to pass the shop and grab a ticket in time. It could be you, but I hope it’s me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Just now, NorthernJambo said: Thanks throbber. You’ve inspired me to go to the gym before playing badminton, just to pass the shop and grab a ticket in time. It could be you, but I hope it’s me. You can buy them online and save yourself all that effort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 You can buy them online and save yourself all that effort. Then what do I scrunch up and chuck in the bin furiously when I don’t win? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 1 minute ago, NorthernJambo said: Then what do I scrunch up and chuck in the bin furiously when I don’t win? Think positively. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 A week ago Romeo Junior (studying politics at Glasgow) told me to put a fiver on Rudd to be new leader of the Conservative Party. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Northern jambo and Shannon par, if you win the jackpot I expect a 10% cut. I will leave you 10% of the jackpot in my will. You just need to outlive me. Given your spoons habit and pot noodle diet I think it might be close! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Just now, throbber said: You’ve seriously never bought a lottery ticket before? It’s easy enough, just ask for a lucky dip on the euromillions tonight. I've bought scratchcards but not the lottery. Looks a bit like putting a line on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 10 minutes ago, throbber said: Northern jambo and Shannon par, if you win the jackpot I expect a 10% cut. I'd send down one of my highly trained female bodyguards in the chopper to drop off the cash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 I'd send down one of my highly trained female bodyguards in the chopper to drop off the cash. Is that once you win or how you plan on buying the ticket? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 14 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: If I win this lottery tonight you will immediately know the identity of the boy Bairnardo as I will be in all the papers as Falkirks new playboy owner. I may even make Div an offer for this site and settle some scores. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 You've done a good sales job here. Don't think I've bought a lottery ticket before but might give it a go. Is it easy enough? Tricky bit is choosing the right numbers. And don't pick any that look like birthdays or you'll have to share the prize with hundreds of people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 9 minutes ago, throbber said: It is a bit if you want to chose your own numbers, I always just ask for lucky dip. If you chose your own numbers it’s 5 numbers between 1-49 and then 2 lucky stars between 1-9 I think. 1-50 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 I'm not sharing the fucking jackpot with throbber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: If you heard about how big the jackpot was because of my post then it’s only fair. Even 1% will still be 1.69 million and would go a long way. I realise I'm a shut-in and have no friends but I don't get all my information about the world via your posts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: If you heard about how big the jackpot was because of my post then it’s only fair. Even 1% will still be 1.69 million and would go a long way. How far away would you go? We can maybe have a whip round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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