sjc Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 21 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Excellent. I’m sure she’ll appreciate the peace and quiet. Whats your plans? Probably have my mistress round...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 32 minutes ago, sjc said: Today, my wife booked a 5 day trip down to Okinawa for the end of next month. 20+ Degrees C will be most welcome 7 minutes ago, sjc said: Probably have my mistress round...... Most on here find it unlikely you have a wife, so there is no chance there is a mistress 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 I'd like to thank the discussion about tinned soup. Now that I no longer have any qualms about cooking it in the microwave my laziness has gone up by about 10%. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 29 minutes ago, sjc said: Probably have my misteress round...... FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 8 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I'd like to thank the discussion about tinned soup. Now that I no longer have any qualms about cooking it in the microwave my laziness has gone up by about 10%. Don't let anybody convince you about scrambled egg though. That's a line that shouldn't be crossed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Don't let anybody convince you about scrambled egg though. That's a line that shouldn't be crossed. I rarely eat eggs and would never dream of cooking them in the microwave. I did discover the other week that you can fry eggs in the microwave, make of that what you will. Edited January 14, 2018 by Miguel Sanchez 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 38 minutes ago, ecto said: Most on here find it unlikely you have a wife, so there is no chance there is a mistress Why would me having a wife seem unlikely? You're right about the mistress though.......that was a joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 1 minute ago, throbber said: Because you are socially inadequate. Well you managed to impregnate someone so it isn't necessarily a hindrance. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 1 minute ago, throbber said: Because you are socially inadequate. in what way Throbber? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 18 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Certainly wont be making fucking fried eggs of it anyway. Seriously though, only idiots are unable to make quality scrambled egg in the microwave. Its fairly easy to do. Poached eggs are hard to do, go from a gooey mess to rock hard in seconds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 13 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Well you managed to impregnate someone so it isn't necessarily a hindrance. If we're comparing which is more likely between sjc having a wife and throbber having a pregnancy I know which tale of make-believe my money's on. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, throbber said: I was only kidding, but you were leaving yourself open for a dig! Very true Throbber. I am but a mere mortal in this cynical and unforgiving society we now live in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 7 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: If we're comparing which is more likely between sjc having a wife and throbber having a pregnancy I know which tale of make-believe my money's on. Who's your money on? 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 3 minutes ago, throbber said: I haven’t made up the pregnancy Miguel, that would be a very strange thing to do. Have you confirmed throbbette hasnt made it up? She only has a couple weeks before her tissue of lies blows up in her face if she has! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: If we're comparing which is more likely between sjc having a wife and throbber having a pregnancy I know which tale of make-believe my money's on. Do you have a problem with this post, @bennett? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Do you have a problem with this post, @bennett? Besides it being total bollocks on both fronts? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 4 hours ago, sjc said: Today, my wife booked a 5 day trip down to Okinawa for the end of next month. 20+ Degrees C will be most welcome Wee trip to Hacksaw Ridge on the agenda? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 53 minutes ago, supermik said: Wee trip to Hacksaw Ridge on the agenda? That was a myth, the real battle was over the best spots on the beach. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-42610625 Street called 'Bell End' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 An acquaintance of mine used to live there and said he had trouble getting taxis home as the drivers always thought he was taking the piss. He had similar problems when he asked to be dropped at the next road along... Mincing Lane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 No, it was Juan Kerr. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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