Bully Wee Villa Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Wait, are you saying you didn't want dick picks? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 Walking past the stall in Silverburn were scheme goblins go to get their eyebrows done and their horrible makeup plastered on. My 4 year old daughter pipes up, just shy of a bellow, "Are they getting face paints done?", which caused me to nearly pish myself laughing. Don't think any of the terrifying women sitting there were too chuffed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 Just did a big hoor of a sneeze that made my spine and kidneys itch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 Mind Rangers died? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 Also I accidentally kicked a wall in the bedroom yesterday (not wearing shoes) and burst open the top of one of my toes on my right foot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 Ever since I started on my medication (Fluoxetine) I've noticed that I've started feeling alcohol MUCH quicker, often after the first pint 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 ^^^lightweight 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 11 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Also I accidentally kicked a wall in the bedroom yesterday (not wearing shoes) and burst open the top of one of my toes on my right foot Images of DAB doing his Bruce Lee moves in his tiny bedroom.... -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 Lancashire hotpot and haggis go really well together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 Ice hockey today, buzzing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 10 days left of this dry month then I can be just like bairnardo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 8 minutes ago, ayrshire_nomad said: 10 days left of this dry month then I can be just like bairnardo A midget? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Tynieness said: Get some T down your neck, that will fix all your ills. ^^^This. A "curer" is in order. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 18 minutes ago, Tynieness said: Crack open a can and just gentle sips, it will keep you going until they retire for the evening. That would be just torture surely 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 26 minutes ago, throbber said: Arsehole. I think you'v been told to stop, and like the blouse you are you've done it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 54 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Hangover update. Finally time for a straightener. I made it lads!!! Have a few, it's bliss! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, throbber said: Correct. Surely your beloved has some "diet" pills stashed away that would cheer you up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 I keep getting small electric/static shock off of metal things in the office. You can actually hear the noise on contact, and often see a small blue spark. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 I keep getting small electric/static shock off of metal things in the office. You can actually hear the noise on contact, and often see a small blue spark. Stormtrooper... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 Hold on, I thought jobs would be lost if we voted yes??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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