sjc Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 7 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 12 minutes ago, sjc said: At least Steve Cram only advertised kelloggs Start. Mo Farah should be banned from athletics for Quorn use let alone PEDS* *allegedly No smoke without fire. Mo Farah smokes too?! He's definitely been on the PEDS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, sjc said: She's been dead for 20+ years FFS! Really? Thought Macca had just shunned her in favour of the mad monoped girl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Really? Thought Macca had just shunned her in favour of the mad monoped girl. He's moved on from her too.....still bitching about having to "slum it" on her £30m+ pay off apparently.... Edited February 23, 2018 by sjc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Just had a Russian guy talk at me for half an hour about how Putin died three years ago and it's been his four clones doing his public appearances. Standard practice all over Europe apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Must get with the times. I thought it was Linda McCartney who flogged veggie sausages. Linda McCartneys range is very very good. Would highly recommend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 17 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Just had a Russian guy talk at me for half an hour about how Putin died three years ago and it's been his four clones doing his public appearances. Standard practice all over Europe apparently. It's a bit spooky that he's barely aged at all since he came to power. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 There’s a similar conspiracy that Avril Lavigne died years ago and has been replaced for public appearances by a Brazilian lookalike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 (edited) Heard a similar conspiracy from Mo Farrakhan that Linda McCartney had died. I would edit the autocorrect typo of Mo’s surname but he sounds more radical with that name. Edited February 23, 2018 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 These conspiracies of course tie in to the Linda McCartney chat, given she was actually married to Paul's replacement. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 On the off chance that years from now my darling daughters wish to have a rake through daddies online presence, it is 23/02/18 and today you drove me to the drinks cabinet. I hope you are happy. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 28 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: On the off chance that years from now my darling daughters wish to have a rake through daddies online presence, it is 23/02/18 and today you drove me to the drinks cabinet. I hope you are happy. Right in the feels, i also had a friends baby this morning as well as the gruesome twosome. Shattered 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 9 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Bought some Quorn sausages this morning. You've changed. Midlife crisis IMO 8 hours ago, welshbairn said: Never knew pigs were so hard to kill, a stake through the heart might be quicker. That's vampires. And they aren't anywhere near as tasty as pigs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: You've changed. Midlife crisis IMO Old age. Even had to use an app on my phone to find my car earlier as I couldn’t remember where I’d parked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 9 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Was out for a fantastic Italian meal last night with a fellow P&B'er. Ate most of a pig in various forms with Antipasto & on pizza. Then met my daughter and she told me about how she'd been watching pigs getting gassed, throat cut then boiled alive and it has put me off. Was going to go veggie next month but started already. Had bought some nice venison sausages yesterday too - will give them to the dog. That would have just made hungry again. Why bother gassing and cutting their throats then boil them alive? Must add to the flavour. Man, I could go a bacon roll now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 https://www.amazon.co.uk/Are-You-Miserable-Old-b*****d/dp/1599211378 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 14 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Are-You-Miserable-Old-b*****d/dp/1599211378 Someone kindly gave me this for the car.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Just ordered myself a 400mm shower head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 1 hour ago, PB 4.2 said: Just ordered myself a 400mm shower head. About time you smelly c**t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 I previously thought The Inspiral Carpets were shite and everyone that listened to them had some sort of odd Liam Gallacher haircut but they are actually quite decent. You live and learn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 I previously thought The Inspiral Carpets were shite and everyone that listened to them had some sort of odd Liam Gallacher haircut but they are actually quite decent. You live and learn. Bought their album went it came out, only they didn't put the tracks in order or put the track numbers next to them. Soon solved that problem with sticky numbers from a cassette tape, although I ran out of 1's pretty quickly. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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