Cerberus Posted July 19, 2018 Share Posted July 19, 2018 9 hours ago, Girth said: I hadn't had any work for weeks. I was asking other people for work (including my manager who hates me) but nothing. I was told the other week I was being moved to the guy who hates me's team... Yesterday I was told 'It's not working out'. Bizarre but I didn't feel comfortable there anyway. Sorry to hear that. You seem a good c**t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 19, 2018 Share Posted July 19, 2018 Just spent 15 mins chasing big moths onto a little spider's web like a mandingo fight organiser. That little guy has some moves and seems to have developed a hunting photo pose over whatever said moth is now. #damnnature 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 19, 2018 Share Posted July 19, 2018 Just spent 15 mins chasing big moths onto a little spider's web like a mandingo fight organiser. That little guy has some moves and seems to have developed a hunting photo pose over whatever said moth is now. #damnnature Is this some sort of code for a drug deal? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 19, 2018 Share Posted July 19, 2018 As we're moaning about work at the moment, I just discovered that I'm getting laid off in November, along with some other folk. We found out when a manager a few rungs above our boss phoned to let us know that the landlord was going to come by and put 'To Let' signs up on our building. Still haven't had it confirmed that we're getting punted, but there aren't any openings elsewhere, and I couldn't do the travel anyway, so that's that. Shame, as it's the first job I've actually enjoyed doing, and the folk I work with are a good bunch. Best part is that we've been smashing every financial target put our way for more than a year, and the landlord claims that he even offered to cut the rent to keep us in the building, but the rumour is that management consider Alloa to be a bit downmarket and would rather operate out of more well-to-do areas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Went to watch the Special Olympics fitba this afternoon; Ecuador hammered Germany 11-1. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeadowArab Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Holiday booked. Can't. F***ing. Wait.I'm actually in an Airbnb in Auchtermuchty right now. Decent chance its the same one I'd say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Okonomiyaki (Hiroshima style) for lunch. Up there with ramen as a favourite. Healthy too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 5 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: As we're moaning about work at the moment, I just discovered that I'm getting laid off in November, along with some other folk. We found out when a manager a few rungs above our boss phoned to let us know that the landlord was going to come by and put 'To Let' signs up on our building. Still haven't had it confirmed that we're getting punted, but there aren't any openings elsewhere, and I couldn't do the travel anyway, so that's that. Shame, as it's the first job I've actually enjoyed doing, and the folk I work with are a good bunch. Best part is that we've been smashing every financial target put our way for more than a year, and the landlord claims that he even offered to cut the rent to keep us in the building, but the rumour is that management consider Alloa to be a bit downmarket and would rather operate out of more well-to-do areas Sorry to hear that. I, and many others on here will miss Poundworld! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Just spent 15 mins chasing big moths onto a little spider's web like a mandingo fight organiser. That little guy has some moves and seems to have developed a hunting photo pose over whatever said moth is now. #damnnature On a website full of potential or likely killers, this is the murderiest thing I have read. Your knowledge of bus routes now appears even more sinister. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 I thought Mandingo was the black porn star with the massive cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 50 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I thought Mandingo was the black porn star with the massive cock. It is. And I think Hedgecutter knows this. So he’s effected pushing moths into a spiders web using a big black cock. He needs a list all to himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 10 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Just spent 15 mins chasing big moths onto a little spider's web like a mandingo fight organiser. That little guy has some moves and seems to have developed a hunting photo pose over whatever said moth is now. #damnnature Amatuer stuff. The easiest way to move moths, and other flying insect types, is to use light. If you want them out of one room, turn off the lights and put the lights on in the next room or hallway. They all follow the light, so repeat until you have them where you need them. In your example you should have turned the lights in the room off and shined a torch on the spider web. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Amatuer stuff. The easiest way to move moths, and other flying insect types, is to use light. If you want them out of one room, turn off the lights and put the lights on in the next room or hallway. They all follow the light, so repeat until you have them where you need them. In your example you should have turned the lights in the room off and shined a torch on the spider web.They’d go to the source of the light, the torch, rather than what the torch was shining on, the web, though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 21 minutes ago, NJ2 said: They’d go to the source of the light, the torch, rather than what the torch was shining on, the web, though? He crouches on the outside windowsill and points the torch in, obviously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 36 minutes ago, NJ2 said: They’d go to the source of the light, the torch, rather than what the torch was shining on, the web, though? Maybe the spider could hold the torch. Or he could make a small miner's helmet (ooer) for the spider. In fact spiders are missing a trick here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girth Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 17 hours ago, Cerberus said: Sorry to hear that. You seem a good c**t. Cheers mate. It's a relief in a way - felt constantly on edge there due to said manager not including me in anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 (edited) I did a walk today in my lunch hour that looks like a leg (knee down) doing a walk. Edited July 20, 2018 by Boghead ranter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: I did a walk today in my lunch hour that looks like leg (knee down) doing a walk. Do a massive boab on Monday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 6 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: I did a walk today in my lunch hour that looks like leg (knee down) doing a walk. You have skinny legs and big feet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Just now, Granny Danger said: You have skinny legs and big feet. Yeah, but what about my walking route? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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