tamthebam Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 3 hours ago, welshbairn said: https://inews.co.uk/news/uk/croydon-cat-killer-snarl-met-police-latest/ Croydon Cat Killer unmasked: Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 9 hours ago, tamthebam said: Kick her in the pie. Kick or lick? Thoughts on either please @DA Baracus? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Just a kick for this one 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Just a kick for this oneWhat’s made her think that? Do you think she’s right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 16 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Pretty certain one of the managers at work thinks I'm gay Pride this weekend, m8. See you there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Just a kick for this oneat least if you lick it the "gay" ideas will be dispelled. more enjoyment in a kick though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 15 hours ago, welshbairn said: https://inews.co.uk/news/uk/croydon-cat-killer-snarl-met-police-latest/ grateful for the inclusion of pictures of both a fox and a cat with that article, r'else i'd have had no fucking clue what it was all about.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 hour ago, NJ2 said: What’s made her think that? Do you think she’s right? I think she believes that since I’ve never talked about a girlfriend or even going out on a date with a woman in the entire I’ve been here she has drawn the conclusion that I’m gay. She’s basically confused that with ‘being fat and utterly unattractive to women’. I also sometimes wear red/burgundy trousers to work. No, I don't think she's right. 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Pride this weekend, m8. See you there. Mind and wear the assless chaps. 23 minutes ago, ah-dee said: 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: Just a kick for this one at least if you lick it the "gay" ideas will be dispelled. more enjoyment in a kick though I would rather not. She's really sound, but not someone I would like to have relations with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 I would rather not. She's really sound, but not someone I would like to have relations with.Shes the gaffer. Get her pumped then reap the rewards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 7 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Mind and wear tha assless chaps. Breaking them in right now. Not sure the office along the corridor fully appreciate the effort though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 11 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I would rather not. She's really sound, but not someone I would like to have relations with. Shes the gaffer. Get her pumped then reap the rewards. Not sure what the rewards would be. I also really hope she doesn't catch me typing any of this stuff. 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Breaking them in right now. Not sure the office along the corridor fully appreciate the effort though. Homophobes. I've been growing my moustache out for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Just now, DA Baracus said: Not sure what the rewards would be. I also really hope she doesn't catch me typing any of this stuff. Well she either takes you to the top with her, or you blackmail her for a couple of early darts. AND, you get to say you pumped your boss. DA BARACUS BOSS, HES TALKING ABOUT SHAGGING YOU BTW!!!!! (PM me love x) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Well she either takes you to the top with her, or you blackmail her for a couple of early darts. AND, you get to say you pumped your boss. DA BARACUS BOSS, HES TALKING ABOUT SHAGGING YOU BTW!!!!! (PM me love x) I don't want to get to the top here. In fact I want to leave and plan to do so in the new year. Grass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 I don't want to get to the top here. In fact I want to leave and plan to do so in the new year. Grass.Probably best hope she reads the gay stuff rather than this. It’s very strange she thinks you’re gay though. I try not to talk about my personal life at work, I’ll very rarely mention to colleagues about girls I’m seeing but I don’t think that anyone thinks I’m gay. It must be the red trews. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10214101/Red-trousers-are-officially-a-fashion-faux-pas-YouGov-poll-finds.html Ooft 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Shes the gaffer. Get her pumped then ram the ass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 56 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I also sometimes wear red/burgundy trousers to work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: She’s basically confused that with ‘being fat and utterly unattractive to wome Shag fat unattractive women. Problemo solved. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Shag fat unattractive women. Problemo solved.I did that with one burd until my body actually refused to work, it was repulsed at what it was being made to pump. As am I now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 19 minutes ago, GordonD said: Far too red. 13 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Shag fat unattractive women. Problemo solved. I would if I could but even they want nothing to do with me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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