buchan30 Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 I can't wait for when my girls are teenagers. I'm going to get up at 8am every morning and blast the radio whilst cheekily whistling all around the house. [emoji23][emoji23]. In a way, i’m glad i have two boys and not girls, purely for the hassle of trying to do their hair, the school run is stressful enough without that. I know fine well i would be shit at it.[emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50/50 Winner Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 That is the point that worries me as well that there will come a time where i can’t say right, im taking your phone etc. His mum is the same, she can be up to all hours either working or mucking about on the computer, Whereas like my youngest, i like getting to bed at a decent time. Yeah, I'm pretty much in the same situation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, buchan30 said: . In a way, i’m glad i have two boys and not girls, purely for the hassle of trying to do their hair, the school run is stressful enough without that. I know fine well i would be shit at it. Amen to that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Literally been half a dozen pages of “Yer Da” right there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Yer ma' wants grandbairns but is delighted yer living on your own? Was yer ma a dirty back in the day? I wouldn't say she's delighted, it was a shite attempt at a humourous reply. I'm certainly delighted. Living with parents in your 20s is shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Never watched GMB before, had to switch it off after 5 minutes due to that ignorant, arrogant fuckwit Morgan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Asked my wife to refill my hot water bottle earlier. She brings it back with cold water in it and wonders why I gave her a funny look! I sometimes wonder if she's really a Doctor or whether she just likes to dress up as one! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Asked my wife to refill my hot water bottle earlier. She brings it back with cold water in it and wonders why I gave her a funny look! I sometimes wonder if she's real Us too 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Us too I can't be the only married guy on P&B, surely?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, sjc said: I can't be the only married guy on P&B, surely?! I think Gunther might be married. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Sjc giving Throbber and SlipperyP a run for their money in the Walter Mitty stakes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 28 minutes ago, Jimmy85 said: Sjc giving Throbber and SlipperyP a run for their money in the Walter Mitty stakes. Come on to f**k. Even Walter Mitty was married, Jimmy.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 I have two sons, which is good, and a granddaughter which is brilliant. Think daughters would be harder work than sons tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 I keep getting small electric shocks off of things in the office. Yesterday the printer gave me one, and today a wall, a computer cable and the water cooler have given me one. This is on top of the usual doorhandle shocks I get each day and the top of my chair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: I keep getting small electric shocks off of things in the office. Yesterday the printer gave me one, and today a wall, a computer cable and the water cooler have given me one. This is on top of the usual doorhandle shocks I get each day and the top of my chair. It’ll be the static from your socks on the carpet. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 I keep getting small electric shocks off of things in the office. Yesterday the printer gave me one, and today a wall, a computer cable and the water cooler have given me one. This is on top of the usual doorhandle shocks I get each day and the top of my chair. It’ll be the static from your socks on the carpet. For the love of god laddie put your fucking shoes on. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Two shoes. Matching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Filled my motor with diesel yesterday. Stopped off at Kinross services today for something to eat and I saw that the diesel on sale there is 30pence a LITRE more than what I paid. That is not a kick in the arse off of £1.50 more per gallon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 6 minutes ago, supermik said: Filled my motor with diesel yesterday. Stopped off at Kinross services today for something to eat and I saw that the diesel on sale there is 30pence a LITRE more than what I paid. That is not a kick in the arse off of £1.50 more per gallon. A BK at the same place would cost you 30% more than normal as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 6 minutes ago, supermik said: Filled my motor with diesel yesterday. Stopped off at Kinross services today for something to eat and I saw that the diesel on sale there is 30pence a LITRE more than what I paid. That is not a kick in the arse off of £1.50 more per gallon. I remember Kinross Services always being a total rip-off and far more expensive than any other local petrol station. I seem to recall them charging a quid for a couple of minutes on the tyre air pump. Total bampots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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