heedthebaa Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 1 minute ago, throbber said: The induction isn’t even happening today now, we’re still at home and I’m on standby as she’s been having contractions. Not a lot else to do tbh. Patience throbber, not much else to do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Patience throbber, not much else to do I have been patient for so long now and it’s getting beyond a joke now! Anyway I’ll take it to the pregnancy and parenting thread from now on! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 I'm firmly in the "there is no baby" camp too, for what it's worth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Throbber will be hanging around the newborn viewing bit to take a photo of some random baby and claim it's his 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 I'm firmly in the "there is no baby" camp too, for what it's worth. Throbber will be hanging around the newborn viewing bit to take a photo of some random baby and claim it's his This really means a lot coming from 2 posters with such an astronomically low chance of ever reproducing in their respective lifespans. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Throbber will be hanging around the newborn viewing bit to take a photo of some random baby and claim it's his This genuinely wouldn’t surprise me. He strikes me as a very sinister individual. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 This genuinely wouldn’t surprise me. He strikes me as a very sinister individual. I think it was high time you grew up Jimmy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 The time is fast approaching for throbbette to confess to have simply been overindulging on chips and that there’s no child. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 I know it's true Throbber. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, throbber said: I think it was high time you grew up Jimmy. Mate, you’ve created an imaginary life for yourself and now you’re on the verge of creating an imaginary child. It’s despicable behaviour. I’m genuinely considering contacting the police. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Mate, you’ve created an imaginary life for yourself and now you’re on the verge of creating an imaginary child. It’s despicable behaviour. I’m genuinely considering contacting the police. I’m not arguing with you any further today, I am feeling anxious enough as it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 7 minutes ago, throbber said: I’m not arguing with you any further today, I am feeling anxious enough as it is. Yes. Imaginary kids can be stressful. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Thank god Jimmy's provided an alternative to the soppy bollocks over the last couple of pages. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Yes. Imaginary kids can be stressful. If you want to wish me good luck like a normal person, you can do this now and then you can go back to your usual playground bullying tactics after. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Children are a total blessing. Yesterday morning, I was awoken to the sound of my youngest child shouting through to me (at 6.30am), that he had an accident. I told him not to worry, that I'd come through and take the sheets off and that he could just jump into my bed. "Haven't peed the bed Dad, it's the couch." Rather perplexed, I asked why, and he responded that he was busy playing a game on his iPad that didn't have a pause option. So, rather than picking it up and taking it to the toilet, or even just leaving it, he decided to piss all over the couch. This morning, whilst trying to brush my teeth and get ready for work, and get them out the door to school, I hear a big rammy in the living room, ending with a big banging noise. Dash out to see the whole room, covered in milk. My eldest took a nearly full four pint carton of milk out the fridge to try and pour over his little brother as he had apparently been winding him up. A struggle ensued, and the milk got dropped, the bottom of the carton hitting the floor at impact and exploding open, covering pretty much every surface in my living room. Couldn't wait to get into work today for a fucking rest. Good luck Throbber. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Adam said: Children are a total blessing. Yesterday morning, I was awoken to the sound of my youngest child shouting through to me (at 6.30am), that he had an accident. I told him not to worry, that I'd come through and take the sheets off and that he could just jump into my bed. "Haven't peed the bed Dad, it's the couch." Rather perplexed, I asked why, and he responded that he was busy playing a game on his iPad that didn't have a pause option. So, rather than picking it up and taking it to the toilet, or even just leaving it, he decided to piss all over the couch. This morning, whilst trying to brush my teeth and get ready for work, and get them out the door to school, I hear a big rammy in the living room, ending with a big banging noise. Dash out to see the whole room, covered in milk. My eldest took a nearly full four pint carton of milk out the fridge to try and pour over his little brother as he had apparently been winding him up. A struggle ensued, and the milk got dropped, the bottom of the carton hitting the floor at impact and exploding open, covering pretty much every surface in my living room. Couldn't wait to get into work today for a fucking rest. Good luck Throbber. Your living room is going to fucking stink. I'd hire one of these, it comes with an attachment to do the couch too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, throbber said: If you want to wish me good luck like a normal person, you can do this now and then you can go back to your usual playground bullying tactics after. Good luck sourcing a baby in the next couple of days that you can pass off as yours. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Your living room is going to fucking stink. I'd hire one of these, it comes with an attachment to do the couch too. Maybe he's got laminate flooring. A must for young children! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Just now, welshbairn said: Your living room is going to fucking stink. I'd hire one of these, it comes with an attachment to do the couch too. Yes, the thought had crossed my mind. Honestly feel like I am serving a prison sentence just now. People in my work who have older children often complain that they can't get them out of their beds at the weekend. I can't wait for that period of my life, not having to hear "Daddy" five hundred times a day, or have them crying about something pathetic every five minutes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 6 minutes ago, Jimmy85 said: Good luck sourcing a baby in the next couple of days that you can pass off as yours. I might try Fife as my first port of call. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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