sjc Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Just now, Shandon Par said: Fine video for that song. You're not wrong! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 59 minutes ago, Adam101 said: Some family 2 adults 2 kids have just come down to breakfast in pyjamas and dressing gowns. I can’t comprehend why you’d cut about in public like this. Which means the manky c***s have either put their sweaty pyjamas back on after they've had a shower, or else they haven't had a fucking shower in the first place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Which means the manky c***s have either put their sweaty pyjamas back on after they've had a shower, or else they haven't had a fucking shower in the first place.Maybe some folk take clean pyjamas for this purpose, which would be the strangest of all the scenarios. I imagine Mozza is the closest thing we have to these people so will wait for him to come along and enlighten us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Maybe some folk take clean pyjamas for this purpose, which would be the strangest of all the scenarios. I imagine Mozza is the closest thing we have to these people so will wait for him to come along and enlighten us. Mozza could ask his Mrs which it is. Personally, I’m waiting on Throbbers take tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 17 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Mozza could ask his Mrs which it is. Personally, I’m waiting on Throbbers take tbh. You could tell if it was Mr & Mrs throbber as he'd have a carry out of Budweiser and she'd be demanding the breakfast chef to make some chips. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 9 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: So yer having a go at a family , when yer at a hotel on yer Todd. :-o Yes I am. What of it - I’d rather be flying solo at 21 than in a relationship when it’s mutually acceptable to appear for breakfast fresh out your scratcher in public. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Just had a weird exchange with a new guy at work there which further re-inforced my theory that any former soldiers will let you know that they used to serve in the armed forces within 5 minutes of meeting them. I asked him to do something to which he replied, "Could you repeat that as I couldn't understand you because of your accent", to which I duly repeated myself more slowly this time. I told him I was glad he was honest with me as most people here who struggle with the accent just nod their heads, pretend they've understood me then f**k off and do something else. His response to this was, "Yeah I'm ex-army so I need to know what you're saying". Spoiler 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Someone is going to get a parking ticket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 seen this behind the spar petrol station in forfar today. wtf is the point? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 david bowie's just been on the news 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 10 minutes ago, ah-dee said: seen this behind the spar petrol station in forfar today. wtf is the point? Passed one of these the other day, with actual washing in it, and even my 2 year old son was like "What the f**k??! Why is there a fucking washing machine outside?"* *May not have been his exact words, but he was incredulous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Passed one of these the other day, with actual washing in it, and even my 2 year old son was like "What the f**k??! Why is there a fucking washing machine outside?"* *May not have been his exact words, but he was incredulous. its just mental! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 8 hours ago, heedthebaa said: Hope you wore sunglasses while enjoying the views 8 hours ago, sjc said: Mirrored sunglasses! Does anyone still think that works? My Mrs could pick out the ones I was looking at before I'd seen them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Does anyone still think that works? My Mrs could pick out the ones I was looking at before I'd seen them.Threesome or did you just watch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 4 hours ago, Zen Archer said: Someone is going to get a parking ticket. On the plus side, looks like the windows are down so I assume the heating's on full blast as well. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 11 hours ago, sjc said: Warm, sunny autumnal public holiday yesterday so took my wife and daughter to the park for a picnic. Enjoyable day with the added bonus of some very milfy views...... sjc in the bushes: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 5 hours ago, Dee Man said: Just had a weird exchange with a new guy at work there which further re-inforced my theory that any former soldiers will let you know that they used to serve in the armed forces within 5 minutes of meeting them. I asked him to do something to which he replied, "Could you repeat that as I couldn't understand you because of your accent", to which I duly repeated myself more slowly this time. I told him I was glad he was honest with me as most people here who struggle with the accent just nod their heads, pretend they've understood me then f**k off and do something else. His response to this was, "Yeah I'm ex-army so I need to know what you're saying". Reveal hidden contents I'd have shouted at the c**t in the style of Windsor Davies in "Aint' half hot Mum" ending the sentence with "do you understand now, lovely boy?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Someone is going to get a parking ticket. Hopefully Tesco are suitably embarrassed and think about painting that store again. Flaky c***s. I’ve been in Oban Tesco. Could have been me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 This came up in fb memories i think it made an appearance here too https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 11 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Does anyone still think that works? My Mrs could pick out the ones I was looking at before I'd seen them. In fairness to my wife, she likes to point out attractive people (both men and women). She's not the jealous type thankfully and neither am I. Still, it's best to be discreet imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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