tamthebam Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 4 hours ago, MSU said: Listening to yesterday's Superscoreboard podcast at work this afternoon. The daily teaser question was name ten teams in Scotland or England who have a body part in their name. The host, Gordon Whatshisname, cheekily tells Keevins and Alex Rae not to even think about mentioning the team who play at the Emirates. They go to a break and when they come back, Twitter has predictably exploded with a different guess and now he has to tell them to definitely not mention the team that Stuart McCall currently manages. I was chuckling away at this when Keevins says Heart of Midlothian because it contains "ear", rather than the arguably more obvious "heart". What a show. border amateur club Cockburnspath and their english counterparts: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaspianChris Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 10 hours ago, bennett said: Don't watch any of the reruns of Allo Allo.... Comedy's like that I don't mind, although I prefer Dad's Army. Probably my favourite episodes is the one with the U-Boat captain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 (edited) 35 minutes ago, CaspianChris said: Comedy's like that I don't mind, although I prefer Dad's Army. Probably my favourite episodes is the one with the U-Boat captain. I think that's everybody's favourite episode. Edited October 31, 2018 by GordonD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 2 hours ago, GordonD said: I think that's everybody's favourite episode. You are also on ze list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 A guy in my work was waiting on Man City beating Spurs on Monday night to win $3700 on his accumulator. He didn't have any way to watch it so was reading updates of the game with his finger hovering over the cash out button with City 1-0 up. With 1 minute to go, his mate who was watching the game texted him to say Spurs had equalised. Guy in my work immediately cashes out in a panic only to then get a text saying "Only kidding". He still got $2700 but another 60 seconds and he'd have been up another grand. Sare yin. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 His mate sounds like an absolute p***k. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, Dee Man said: A guy in my work was waiting on Man City beating Spurs on Monday night to win $3700 on his accumulator. He didn't have any way to watch it so was reading updates of the game with his finger hovering over the cash out button with City 1-0 up. With 1 minute to go, his mate who was watching the game texted him to say Spurs had equalised. Guy in my work immediately cashes out in a panic only to then get a text saying "Only kidding". He still got $2700 but another 60 seconds and he'd have been up another grand. Sare yin. A case of justifiable homicide imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: A guy in my work was waiting on Man City beating Spurs on Monday night to win $3700 on his accumulator. He didn't have any way to watch it so was reading updates of the game with his finger hovering over the cash out button with City 1-0 up. With 1 minute to go, his mate who was watching the game texted him to say Spurs had equalised. Guy in my work immediately cashes out in a panic only to then get a text saying "Only kidding". He still got $2700 but another 60 seconds and he'd have been up another grand. Sare yin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 I'd like to share these with @Bert Raccoon, since he's the sort of deviant that thought Fiery Irn Bru was good: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: A guy in my work was waiting on Man City beating Spurs on Monday night to win $3700 on his accumulator. He didn't have any way to watch it so was reading updates of the game with his finger hovering over the cash out button with City 1-0 up. With 1 minute to go, his mate who was watching the game texted him to say Spurs had equalised. Guy in my work immediately cashes out in a panic only to then get a text saying "Only kidding". He still got $2700 but another 60 seconds and he'd have been up another grand. Sare yin. Whilst the friend can be openly called a c**t here, why the f**k did that guy think he'd be able to cash out after a goal is scored? Betting apps have a delay to their cash out services for that exact reason. More the fool him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 Just now, The Moonster said: Whilst the friend can be openly called a c**t here, why the f**k did that guy think he'd be able to cash out after a goal is scored? Betting apps have a delay to their cash out services for that exact reason. More the fool him. That's exactly what I said to him but he said he did it in blind panic and didn't have time to think about it. He's surprisingly cool about it. I'd be fuming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 2 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I'd like to share these with @Bert Raccoon, since he's the sort of deviant that thought Fiery Irn Bru was good: You asking me out sweetheart? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 You asking me out sweetheart?Find out his Tennents preferences first m9. I have a feeling Sanchez might not be one of us. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 47 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: You asking me out sweetheart? Find out his Tennents preferences first m9. I have a feeling Sanchez might not be one of us. Very good point. Imagine the awkwardness when I order a pint of Big Juicy and he asks for a Kronnenberg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 Very good point. Imagine the awkwardness when I order a pint of Big Juicy and he asks for a Kronnenberg.Handy though, when you are alerted at the first possible point that there is no longer any point in even being aware of a persons existence 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 This article is on the BBC website. What has the world come to. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-45735061 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 5 minutes ago, ICTChris said: This article is on the BBC website. What has the world come to. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-45735061 Size isn't everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 Last week I decided suddenly to give up my 4 to 8 cups of coffee a day habit and so far a week later despite minor caffeine withdrawal symptoms I have so far stuck to it. Had a look on YouTube to see other people's experiences of giving up and you would think they were giving up smoking or heroin with the mess they were in, deary me. Why would you give up coffee? I don't have as many as you, 3-4 a day, but if I get to midday without one I get a pretty bad headache. I can imagine it being pretty tough to go completely caffeine free after having up to 8 a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: This article is on the BBC website. What has the world come to. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-45735061 Three grand a time, and it only lasts eighteen months? In throbber's case that's fifteen hundred quid a shag! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 This article is on the BBC website. What has the world come to.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-45735061me and the missus were talking about rhis the other day and she said she wouldnt change anything about mine. lying cow! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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