Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Fucking love a rhubarb yoghurt. Made my own rhubarb fool the other week and it would have won Masterchef. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 8 hours ago, tamthebam said: Murchies were taken over by Wiseman's in the 1980s Always wondered* what happened to Murchies as that's the milk my mum used to buy. My auntie bought her milk from the Leith Provident and I never thought it tasted the same. *Well, not strictly true. It hasn't kept me awake at night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Been sent this from my mate. He's at Perth train station and apparently this boy has been stood like this staring at the door for quite some time. Perth gonna Perth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 24 minutes ago, Dele said: Been sent this from my mate. He's at Perth train station and apparently this boy has been stood like this staring at the door for quite some time. Perth gonna Perth. Tell yout pal to shout 'what's the time mister wolf?' Then it will all make sense. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 27 minutes ago, Dele said: Been sent this from my mate. He's at Perth train station and apparently this boy has been stood like this staring at the door for quite some time. Perth gonna Perth. Perhaps your mate is so hideously ugly that the guy would rather stare at a painted wooden door than subject his eyes to the trauma? Or is your mate Madusa? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Maybe he's having a sneaky smoke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Just now, welshbairn said: Maybe he's having a sneaky smoke. Maybe he’s having a sneaky w**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 3 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Strangers’ cheese from a shared fridge, now out of date yoghurt from a bin. Is there anything you won’t steal? Your shitey schoolboy patter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Dele said: Been sent this from my mate. He's at Perth train station and apparently this boy has been stood like this staring at the door for quite some time. Perth gonna Perth. Maybe its a banksy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 3 hours ago, Dele said: Been sent this from my mate. He's at Perth train station and apparently this boy has been stood like this staring at the door for quite some time. Perth gonna Perth. If the door has been painted within the last hour or two it might be preferable to watching St. Johnstone play. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 (edited) My brother, who occasionally frequents this forum as @Brummie Clyde, has started referring to boiled eggs with soldiers as "dippy eggs". Can we all agree that he's a massive twat? Edited March 30, 2019 by Bully Wee Villa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 10 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: My brother, who occasionally frequents this forum as @Brummie Clyde, has started referring to boiled eggs with soldiers as "dippy eggs". Can we all agree that he's a massive twat? Eggy dip dip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Where did I leave my banhammer? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 3 hours ago, Dele said: Been sent this from my mate. He's at Perth train station and apparently this boy has been stood like this staring at the door for quite some time. Perth gonna Perth. Perth Glory Hole? Woke up in a strange bed one morning and was gutted to find I’d gone blind overnight. Spent a bit of time going over in my head what my new life would be like and how I’d have to adapt. Then i rolled over and realised I’d just been looking at a white wall and my eyes were fine. Just say no. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Perth Glory Hole? Woke up in a strange bed one morning and was gutted to find I’d gone blind overnight. Spent a bit of time going over in my head what my new life would be like and how I’d have to adapt. Then i rolled over and realised I’d just been looking at a white wall and my eyes were fine. Just say no. Is this the next instalment in SlipperyP's life story? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Belmont West development off Great George Street seems to have caught fire last night. Old church conversion so the fire seems to have really taken hold of the old wooden infrastructure. Still smoking this morning. A lot of money has been put in. Not sure who the development company is but I heard Stefan King maybe involved... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 6 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: Belmont West development off Great George Street seems to have caught fire last night. Old church conversion so the fire seems to have really taken hold of the old wooden infrastructure. Still smoking this morning. A lot of money has been put in. Not sure who the development company is but I heard Stefan King maybe involved... Looks ok to me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 1 minute ago, Rugster said: Looks ok to me Probably better nick than it’s in right now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Looking at the gates and the fence, have any of the Glasgow School of Art mob been near it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 I wonder if the builders had been ordered to preserve any of the old wooden infrastructure and suddenly it's all caught fire... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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