Sergeant Wilson Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 This seagull is eating the fruit out some left over drinks in the pub. It's not happy and has knocked over some glasses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Dunno, but in a quick search I've found that you can order this quality-made specimen for just £150. Abergreenco? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 I had a migraine yesterday and was hallucinating with the aura. I saw continual flashes of silver light in the corner of my eye and when I was at work I found I couldn’t read the words on the page, they were moving around and changing order. I had to get a taxi home and leave my car in my work car park. Exciting stuff, until I got a drill-like lain in my head for hours and repeatedly vomited. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclizine Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I had a migraine yesterday and was hallucinating with the aura. I saw continual flashes of silver light in the corner of my eye and when I was at work I found I couldn’t read the words on the page, they were moving around and changing order. I had to get a taxi home and leave my car in my work car park. Exciting stuff, until I got a drill-like lain in my head for hours and repeatedly vomited. Iain sounds like a tool. Tell him to do one. Spoiler Migraines are shit. You have my sympathies. Edited September 4, 2019 by Cyclizine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 33 minutes ago, Cyclizine said: Iain sounds like a tool. Tell him to do one. Reveal hidden contents Migraines are shit. You have my sympathies. He is a tool - a drill apparently! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Bring drilled by Iain did distract me from my migraine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 I've just heard a protester in favour of a hard Brexit being interviewed by the BBC outside the Houses of Parliament. She said her piece and said stuff like "Given the opportunity, Boris will take us out" and "The MPs are trying to make life difficult for Boris". After the interview they went back to the studio where the newsreader found it necessary to clarify that "When she said Boris she was referring to Boris Johnson". Aye cheers hen, I thought she was talking about Boris Becker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Our tram just somehow knocked over a cyclist. Looks lucky she never got caught underneath it and killed. Like 20 people all standing round her now like that's going to help.Wish I had brought beer from work might be here for a bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Scrap that, apparently we're leaving her with some people and on our way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 26 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Our tram just somehow knocked over a cyclist. Looks lucky she never got caught underneath it and killed. Like 20 people all standing round her now like that's going to help. Wish I had brought beer from work might be here for a bit. Anyone who gets hit by a tram deserves everything they get IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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IainMorton Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 3 hours ago, ICTChris said: Bring drilled by Iain did distract me from my migraine. I don’t remember this... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 That van! [emoji23]“Come see us to win hings!”Naw, f**k that! Yer van looks rapey as f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Also now some daft c**t came running, barging past on the way to the subway escalator. Slipped right on his c**t the fanny.I'm like in a really shitty, non death German version of The Transporter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 That van! [emoji23]“Come see us to win hings!”Naw, f**k that! Yer van looks rapey as f**k.Win a trip to Moscow is code for get sold into sex slavery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: I've just heard a protester in favour of a hard Brexit being interviewed by the BBC outside the Houses of Parliament. She said her piece and said stuff like "Given the opportunity, Boris will take us out" and "The MPs are trying to make life difficult for Boris". After the interview they went back to the studio where the newsreader found it necessary to clarify that "When she said Boris she was referring to Boris Johnson". Aye cheers hen, I thought she was talking about Boris Becker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: I've just heard a protester in favour of a hard Brexit being interviewed by the BBC outside the Houses of Parliament. She said her piece and said stuff like "Given the opportunity, Boris will take us out" and "The MPs are trying to make life difficult for Boris". After the interview they went back to the studio where the newsreader found it necessary to clarify that "When she said Boris she was referring to Boris Johnson". Aye cheers hen, I thought she was talking about Boris Becker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 6 hours ago, Dee Man said: I've just heard a protester in favour of a hard Brexit being interviewed by the BBC outside the Houses of Parliament. She said her piece and said stuff like "Given the opportunity, Boris will take us out" and "The MPs are trying to make life difficult for Boris". After the interview they went back to the studio where the newsreader found it necessary to clarify that "When she said Boris she was referring to Boris Johnson". Aye cheers hen, I thought she was talking about Boris Becker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 6 hours ago, Dee Man said: I've just heard a protester in favour of a hard Brexit being interviewed by the BBC outside the Houses of Parliament. She said her piece and said stuff like "Given the opportunity, Boris will take us out" and "The MPs are trying to make life difficult for Boris". After the interview they went back to the studio where the newsreader found it necessary to clarify that "When she said Boris she was referring to Boris Johnson". Aye cheers hen, I thought she was talking about Boris Becker. TBF, they're a pair of shaggers and would need to be defined. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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