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[Venti]

2 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

I'll pass. Unlike you I don't have cheap ears.

Fair fucks mate. Was aimed at people in the market for cheap & easy to use stuff.

[NotThePars]

On 13/08/2020 at 15:37, Shandon Par said:

Of course, being a Freeman means you are above the law. Sincerest Be a wears to your boss.

My boss was off today and ofc he's drafted me in to the saga. I've had to send our response to "The living man x of the family x" from our apparently fraudulent and corporate department. 

I've signed my name as illegibly as possible but if he still deciphers it then it was nice knowing you all.

[tamthebam]

2 minutes ago, NotThePars said:

My boss was off today and ofc he's drafted me in to the saga. I've had to send our response to "The living man x of the family x" from our apparently fraudulent and corporate department. 

I've signed my name as illegibly as possible but if he still deciphers it then it was nice knowing you all.

"To The living man X of the family X,

I refer you to the answer given in Arkell v Pressdram 

Yours sincerely

The living man Not of the family The Pars"

Spoiler

The answer given in the case was "f*ck off"

 

[Melanius Mullarkey]

I experienced the farm animal curiosity recently as well.

 

and no didn’t before anyone asks.

 

[ICTChris]

Do you not work for Ladbrokes NotThePars? Did this guy lose a load on the 2:30 at Kempton and is now claiming that he doesn’t have to pay because you don’t legally exist and neither does the three legged nag he put the mortgage payment on?

[Shandon Par]

36 minutes ago, NotThePars said:

My boss was off today and ofc he's drafted me in to the saga. I've had to send our response to "The living man x of the family x" from our apparently fraudulent and corporate department. 

I've signed my name as illegibly as possible but if he still deciphers it then it was nice knowing you all.

Makes my blood boil just reading about these tossers. Hope you punch him in the pus.

[GordonD]

4 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

@The Minertaur can trump that with his Cowden-supporting llama.

Hearts have got one as well.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-51674019

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

5 hours ago, Stellaboz said:

But I have never seen, a donkey posted. 

You'd need some size of a fucking letterbox.

[Bert Raccoon]

8 hours ago, Dee Man said:

I've just seen one of those 'My wee handsome boy going back to school'  posts on Facebook with a photograph of what I can only assume is her human child. A face only a mother could love. 

I saw one of these posts this morning, the young lad in question must've been about 6 foot and was wearing a Stone Island jumper on top of his school shirt. Looked like he was going to work the doors rather start second year at high school.

[Jacksgranda]

2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

I experienced the farm animal curiosity recently as well.

 

and no didn’t before anyone asks.

 

That one looks quite taken with you.

[bennett]

Mullarkey boasting about his harem then.

 

[Todd_is_God]

Continuing with the earlier McDonald's theme, the McD's in Fort William has the only Scottish Gaelic McDonald's sign in the world

Edited August 15, 2020 by Todd_is_God

[Melanius Mullarkey]

1 hour ago, bennett said:

Mullarkey boasting about his harem then.

 

Just you stick to completing your PhD on Periods.

[Theroadlesstravelled]

38 degrees today.

My Scottish constitution can not handle the fearsome heat.

[Hedgecutter]

1 hour ago, Todd_is_God said:

Continuing with the earlier McDonald's theme, the McD's in Fort William has the only Scottish Gaelic sign in the world

That may be a rather bold and bullsh*t statement.

 

 

[tamthebam]

5 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Makes my blood boil just reading about these tossers. Hope you punch him in the pus.

I looked up "freemen of the land" on Wikipedia. The entry is quite amusing, especially the Judge's comments in a case in Canada that was mentioned.

[Todd_is_God]

1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said:

That may be a rather bold and bullsh*t statement.

 

 

 

Perhaps I should have stated it was the only McD's Scottish Gaelic sign in the world, however I assumed that was implied...

[MSU]

In my Lockdown YouTube Rabbit Holes, stumbled on to No More Jockeys with Tim Key, Mark Watson, and Alex Horne playing their game over Zoom. Basically, they take turns naming famous people (either real or fictional) and then declaring no more or a category that their person belongs to. For example, Sharon Stone -- no more actors. So for the rest of the game no one can mention an actor or they can get challenged out of the game. The joy seems to come from them getting progressively drunker as the game progresses, the pool of potential people who match no category reaches the impossible, forgetting already existing categories, and Tim Key blindly refusing to accept that he is wrong about anything. 10 episodes so far. Got through them in a day. Here's episode one:

 

[NotThePars]

8 hours ago, ICTChris said:

Do you not work for Ladbrokes NotThePars? Did this guy lose a load on the 2:30 at Kempton and is now claiming that he doesn’t have to pay because you don’t legally exist and neither does the three legged nag he put the mortgage payment on?

I've actually started working in the civil service which makes this person's refusal to acknowledge our authoritah more enjoyable. I feel like a low level antagonist in a Kafka novel.

8 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Makes my blood boil just reading about these tossers. Hope you punch him in the pus.

I've read a little bit of Weber so I'm enjoying his fury. Every time he kicks off I think of the Limmy bit:  "who you gonnae phone, the polis? we ur the polis" 

[ICTChris]

What explanation do the Freemen have for the fact that their ruses to avoid paying taxes or fines have a 100% failure rate?