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[ICTChris]

I’m really missing going for a sauna, although not a naked one.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

48 minutes ago, hk blues said:

George Duffus has aged better than Liz

Except he's deid. 

Spoiler

 

[hk blues]

2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Except he's deid. 

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I know.

The point still stands!

[welshbairn]

37 minutes ago, Angusfifer said:

Two words:

f**k

That

It's against the rules.

[SlipperyP]

45 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

It's against the rules.

Can you not just tell them you are a Freeman?

[GordonD]

15 hours ago, Stellaboz said:

Nearly fell asleep in one sauna room before someone opened the door. 

Isn't that what happened to George Michael?

[Melanius Mullarkey]

1 hour ago, hk blues said:

I know.

The point still stands!

Fair enough.

 

[Dee Man]

I've just seen one of those 'My wee handsome boy going back to school'  posts on Facebook with a photograph of what I can only assume is her human child. A face only a mother could love. 

[Todd_is_God]

5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

The first McDonalds in Scotland was the Reform St branch in  Dundee.

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Opening ceremony

 

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On a related note, the tiny one in The Center in Livingston is the only one left in Scotland where they make the burgers before you order them.

[Hedgecutter]

For whatever reason, farm animals seem to have been in my face all week (usually they'd be completely indifferent to my presence).  Is it because I'm using a different shampoo? Have they just finished or given up on some form of Lent/Ramadan-type event?  Have I suddenly been given some godly power? 

For example, this lot just wandered down the hill to congregate around me earlier. 

... and now this c*nto has taken a sudden interest. 

[coprolite]

25 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

For whatever reason, farm animals seem to have been in my face all week (usually they'd be completely indifferent to my presence).  Is it because I'm using a different shampoo? Have they just finished or given up on some form of Lent/Ramadan-type event?  Have I suddenly been given some godly power? 

For example, this lot just wandered down the hill to congregate around me earlier. 

... and now this c*nto has taken a sudden interest. 

Have you started wearing pheromone spray? 

[Academically Deficient]

19 hours ago, Stellaboz said:

Today we went to a German sauna place. For those who don't know what that means, it means naked. Lots of people naked. 

3 words:

Horrifying

Glorious

Liberating

Couple of years ago in Hamburg for, ahem, a wee break....anyway. the hotel had a pool and spa free to use, which given the tightwad tendencies of my pal who organises these trips, seemed luxurious.

Down to the pool.

Not in the water 2 minutes before an elderly, naked Frau started shouting at us in German and making the universal sign language for "get yer fucking trunks off. NOW!!".

So we did. Cue much awkwardness.

Then we started to relax and get used to it. Liberating right enough.

Then, to the sauna.

And a young frau bursts in and shouts at us to put our shorts ON!! Said something along the lines of "Nein poo poo".

The Germans are remarkably relaxed about nudity, and hyper vigilant towards hygiene is my take on that.

And very keen on rules.

[welshbairn]

43 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

For whatever reason, farm animals seem to have been in my face all week (usually they'd be completely indifferent to my presence).  Is it because I'm using a different shampoo? Have they just finished or given up on some form of Lent/Ramadan-type event?  Have I suddenly been given some godly power? 

For example, this lot just wandered down the hill to congregate around me earlier. 

... and now this c*nto has taken a sudden interest. 

Have you taken to tying an onion to your belt?

[Stellaboz]

I've seen a cat posted, I've seen a dog posted. But I have never seen, a donkey posted. 

[Deanburn Dave]

Had a few in my time. Hilarious one minute, frustrating as hell the next. Avoid like the plague.

My boss had an encounter today with one of the mythical Freemen of the Land

[tamthebam]

15 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:

I've seen a cat posted, I've seen a dog posted. But I have never seen, a donkey posted. 

well now you've seen two:

[tamthebam]

1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said:

For whatever reason, farm animals seem to have been in my face all week (usually they'd be completely indifferent to my presence).  Is it because I'm using a different shampoo? Have they just finished or given up on some form of Lent/Ramadan-type event?  Have I suddenly been given some godly power? 

For example, this lot just wandered down the hill to congregate around me earlier. 

... and now this c*nto has taken a sudden interest. 

"I was attracting animals for some unknown reason. And this sheep wouldn't get out of my way and, being public spirited, I didn't want to touch it in case I spread Covid to a farmer so I was trying to nudge it out of the way with my groin and... you're not really believing this are you, Officer....?" 

[Hedgecutter]

32 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:

I've seen a cat posted, I've seen a dog posted. But I have never seen, a donkey posted. 

We have ponies involved now. 

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pony, not horse

[Hedgecutter]

44 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:

I've seen a cat posted, I've seen a dog posted. But I have never seen, a donkey posted. 

43 minutes ago, Deanburn Dave said:

Had a few in my time. Hilarious one minute, frustrating as hell the next. Avoid like the plague.

Still trying to work out whether or not Dave is referring to donkeys here. 

 

[coprolite]

59 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:

I've seen a cat posted, I've seen a dog posted. But I have never seen, a donkey posted. 

I was horrified by this until i realised i was being over-literal and you meant pictures being posted on the internet. I think.