19QOS19 Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 . 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 6 hours ago, NotThePars said: Apparently the state and all it represents is "fraudulent" and "corporate" with no mandate to interfere in his, or anyone's, life. To lift a vT bit, I don't think he realises that whoever has a monopoly on delivering a truncheon to the face actually does have a mandate to interfere in people's lives. They're in dispute with an arm of the state after having to do his civic duty and he's trying to use the state that he apparently doesn't recognise to sue anyone he can. I think he threatened my boss with a 5 digit fee if he doesn't refer to him by his proper title. If he'd wanted to avoid jury service could he not have written "gone away" on the envelope like everyone else (allegedly) instead of acting the cnut Btw it's interesting how "vexatious litigant" can be abbreviated to VL... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Did it aye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 If only Anne Budge had a red dot machine she could give "bad rep" for making a joke 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 My pal and his girlfriend are getting married in 2 weeks out of nowhere. I’ve been asked to write a speech and I’ve sat trying to figure out how to do one.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 Just now, mizfit said: My pal and his girlfriend are getting married in 2 weeks out of nowhere. I’ve been asked to write a speech and I’ve sat trying to figure out how to do one.... I believe the answer is go f**k yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 23 minutes ago, mizfit said: My pal and his girlfriend are getting married in 2 weeks out of nowhere. I’ve been asked to write a speech and I’ve sat trying to figure out how to do one.... “Hauns up all youse lads who ‘know’ the bride”. Always good to start with a little levity. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 Currently choosing to go down the route of the groom being an idiot...let’s see how that goes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 1 hour ago, mizfit said: Currently choosing to go down the route of the groom being an idiot...let’s see how that goes. Shotgun wedding? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 Ex “Hauns up all youse lads who ‘know’ the bride used to be called Alfred? " Always good to start with a little levity. FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 4 hours ago, SlipperyP said: Shotgun wedding? No, mine was years ago. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 8 hours ago, mizfit said: I’ve been asked to write a speech and I’ve sat trying to figure out how to do one.... There was a thread on here about wedding speeches. The "and I hope you enjoy your honeymoon in Wales" and then when everybody looks surprised and confused then carrying on to "what? Have I ruined the surprise? He told me he was going to Bangor for a fortnight" line was a fucking beauty. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: There was a thread on here about wedding speeches. The "and I hope you enjoy your honeymoon in Wales" and then when everybody looks surprised and confused then carrying on to "what? Have I ruined the surprise? He told me he was going to Bangor for a fortnight" line was a fucking beauty. A guy I know bought a load of dummy house keys and gave them to folk at the wedding then got up and said now that shes an honest woman, her dads asked me to ask anyone who still has a house key to hand it over, at which point about 30 guys got up and chucked the keys in. Father of the bride utterly seething. Perhaps a bit close tot he bone but one id have enjoyed seeing in person. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 14 hours ago, mizfit said: My pal and his girlfriend are getting married in 2 weeks out of nowhere. I’ve been asked to write a speech and I’ve sat trying to figure out how to do one.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 29 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Just spent a magic afternoon dragging the family up Arthur's seat (insert meme). Sometimes forget what a beautiful country this is. sometimes I wonder if the fact that its brimmed full of total arseholes with 11 months of shite weather may contribute to this phenomenon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 36 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: sometimes I wonder if the fact that its brimmed full of total arseholes with 11 months of shite weather may contribute to this phenomenon When folk say things like '11 months of shite weather' do they really mean it? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: When folk say things like '11 months of shite weather' do they really mean it? You might wonder if the weather bit was planted for you...…. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 23 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: You might wonder if the weather bit was planted for you...…. It's so nice to feel wanted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: It's so nice to feel wanted. Your stance on inclement weather tickles me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 Bit of a blister and cramp in the left hand this evening. Mrs Bairnardo’s latest video is quite something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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